Tales of a Romantic Necromancer

Hello there! I'm Ayla I am a 25 year old human. I enjoy astrology... I am an Aries sun, Libra rising, Libra moon. talk to me about that kind of stuff if you wish. My blog is full of whatever catches my interest at any given time (generally animals, stupid humor, equality stuff, creepy stuff, some random blurbs, occasional porn, selfies, etc... the typical unorganized tumblr page) Foxes are my favorite thing. Enjoy your exit wounds!

[predictivetextbot]

tell me everything is going to be ok, bot

Every thing is going to be gay

[paxamericana]

[dash-digital]

[puppersofnewyork]

[dongboss]

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[margbarcis]

his name is dog water

[skygenders]

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

[catsuggest]

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

[stability]

[linda-belcher]

Signal boost.

[rahgot]

Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice

[ultrafacts]

Source [x]

Follow @ultrafacts for more facts!

[millennialfirebird]

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

[caterpie]

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

[laundryservice]

This is from Womanizer you uncultured swine.

[writingsforwinter]

If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

[sseejmovies]

[drawdroid-deactivated20251231]

ah

[pup-punk]

FUCK YES 

[necromanticfox]

me when i'm broke: why did I foolishly spend that 75 cents my mom gave me on candy in 1998

[has-feelings-deactivated2022032]

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty). 

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her. 

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like: 

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.” 

[speciesofleastconcern]

beekeeping is really weird

[angeldrake3]

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017