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what up i'm ella i'm 19 and i never ducking learned how to read

[saamwise-blog]

I looked up cyberbullying on google images and just oh my god

[vaporwavevocap]

[opens up word document]

time to bully myself

[spagetthy]

badgrl2

[laurasbailey]

That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.

[criticalsorcery]

Bonus Ashley:

[fjordfocused]

Beau: hey, I know we’re interested in one another but I want to be a confidant to you. if nothing else, I want you to feel safe with me so, even if this goes nowhere, think of me as somebody to trust. I hope that’s okay.

Yasha: thanks I am literally in love with you.

[colehersch]

[thebootydiaries]

[asapdrake]

[shadowhearthallowleaf]

It’s all happening tomorrow night

[yankingmyvajane]

If we live, let’s go on a date tomorrow night.

[neondvcks]

Dome schnuggles.

[vethbrenatto]

enemies to lovers, 100k, slowburn

[thegenderal]

The he/theys are taking over!!!!

[thegenderal]

Congratulations to elliot page!!!!!!!!!!!

[laurasbailey]

FAVOURITE CAMPAIGN TWO MOMENTS » episode 20: labenda awaits

[mollymauksworld]

❝ It definitely, like, I’d talk about, kind of the cynicism and kind of underlying anger that I do have, that was definitely a part that kind of fuels it, because what makes me angry, when I think back to all that, it’s like you said, I know I had the resolve to deal with it, and I’m functioning so much in my life through sheer stubbornness, in a weird way, in spite, so I, I had the sheer orneriness to deal with it. I know most people don’t, though. And I think of all the young women, or just young people in general, male or female, non-gender binary, whatever. No one should experience what that was, and I know that some people, I don’t know if they would have survived that. I think about people like my little sister, who’s way more sensitive than I am. And those are the people that I start getting concerned about. ❞

Between the Sheets: Marisha Ray

[dihydrogenmonoxideawareness]

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

[etherealastraea]

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

[bluegone]

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

[nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti]

may our education be stronger than fake news

[darthlenaplant]

Amen.

[chubby-aphrodite]

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

[mod2amaryllis]

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

[youngalientype]

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

[meyhew]

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

[laurasbailey]

At the top of it, it’s a whole paragraph that is crossed out and scraped, and you see some words like ‘Beau’ and ‘abs’ and ‘shorn’ and ‘envelop’ and things like that, and it’s just crossed out, and underneath it…

[ratcatering]

SAM: (sultry deep voice) Did it work? LAURA: (gasps) [cheering] SAM: (coughing) (normal Nott voice) Sorry! Sorry. There was some clay in my throat there.