[brienneofhearts]

Obsidian is so right for making this canon

[marinella-ela]

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[meltknuckles]

👁️🍄🌝☁️

[dwinkus]

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

[escuerzoresucitado]

[worldhammerer-old]

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

[sonic06apologist]

[bakwaaas]

[froggy--chair-deactivated201801]

[shiftythrifting]

I have no idea what this can possibly mean

[internet-schvitzinq]

[roundo]

[everythingfox]

Rotation boy

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[littleguymart]

(source)

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[grimelords]

my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.

[loveforhergirlfriendhaver-deact]

the crab fucking killed him dude