“[beats your nuts like a speed punching bag]” is still probably the funniest thing I’ve ever said or will ever say

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“[beats your nuts like a speed punching bag]” is still probably the funniest thing I’ve ever said or will ever say
COMMISSION SALE
It is the holiday season, and I money is tight right now, i would like to buy myself nice things.
I am offering a MONOCHROMATIC COMMISSION SALE on top of my usual pinned commissions.
I will be doing 40 by 40 monochromatic icons for $25 USD a pop in the same manner as below.
While they will not be busts, you may upgrade to a bust option for just $45 USD, 20 extra.
Unlimited slots until I don't feel like it anymore
Inquire on Tumblr dms or discord, payment through kof, P@yP*l, or V*nmo
discord: honeyotu
As aways my regular commissions are still open.
'You told me to always ask permission. And I ignored all of it.'
Why would anyone trust AI to do anything ever again? What does "I panicked instead of thinking" even mean when it's a computer speaking? Why is it allowed to describe itself in this way? Great new update! Your computer can now decide to delete anything from your files autonomously, but it will also say: "oops, I fucked up."
some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight
my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out
Midnight Snack
Your life is .0001% over. Keep going
Bubble hunter
PWOOF! Now you're a full time teddy!
an actual world heritage post
My friend group use that last expression a lot as a reaction, but then somebody said we needed a reaction for the exact inverse of this feeling, and so i created
Unpenis.
'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank
John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”