a blog

i'm back on tumblr after like ten years away. hello

[smallestbubs]

like whack a mole

[rat-council-official]

official they can't win against us all post

[apricops]

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

[sexygaywizard]

[girlwithfish-deactivated2025111]

waving is so cute. literally hi

[afloweroutofstone]

The whole damn state works for the feds

[marxheadroom-deactivated2024012]

"average Virginian into interrogation kink” factoid actualy just statistical error. average virginian fantasizes interrogation 0 times per year. CIA, who lives in Langley & thinks about interrogation over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[needanewone]

"enforced bedtime" "pirates"

I have so many questions

[parksandrex]

[needanewone]

when you're a freak in the sheets

[pajamasecrets]

Star Trek: Enterprise, episode 4x03: Home.

[prettypinkdork]

What I’m getting at here is that everyone on Voyager is freakishly overqualified. They are all so much better at their jobs than everyone else in Starfleet and through a trick of ‘the writing actually being half-way decent’ no one has really called Voyager out on this. Ask yourself; what is Janeway’s scientific specialty? Because as far as I can tell it’s ‘everything plus a little medical’. Also she’s a decent engineer and the third? fourth? best pilot on the ship? Also she’s an excellent marksman. Also she mentions having studied several languages apparently for the fun of it. Singlehanded she’s probably the most skilled normal human (non Borg, non-augmented, etc.) in the franchise. (Edit: Also computer programming!)

Is it any surprise then that B’Elanna just is the franchise’s best engineer? You have a problem with it take it up with 1994’s Star Trek Voyager because they pulled this shit in the 90s. They made B’Elanna way better at her job than everyone else and if you have a problem with that talk to Rick Berman.

[wormcosmologies]

i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state

[needanewone]

Unregistered hypercam 2 but make it spicy

[sigynpenniman]

I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

[vampirefabio]

never forget what they took from you (blooper reels)

[rhinco]

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

[jonesyjonesyjonesy]

life is about listening to good music and finding 2-3 people you can be your complete unhinged self with

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

[ampervadasz]

[plounce]

[theflashisgone]

I love that the only thing that slows it down is being too fucking tiny to make the teeter totter tilt the other way.

[todaysbird]

HAPPY WORLD RAT DAY!!!

[enki2]