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I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM.
good news, you can! the company’s called Tony’s Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry.
https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely
Whole Foods carries it. If you don’t want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company.
It’s the best chocolate I’ve ever had and it’s 100% slave free. Tony’s Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They’re good people who make good chocolate.
tony’s chocolonely is a fantastic company, though the shipping is outrageously high if you can’t buy from a store in person
here’s a list of other companies who use fair trade chocolate:
Clif Bar
Ben & Jerry’s
Newman’s Own Organics
The Endangered Species Chocolate
Dagoba Organic Chocolate
Starbucks
Aldi’s brand
Green & Blacks
Sappho Chocolates
Larabar
more info here
and a list of companies who knowingly use slave labor to make their chocolate:
Hershey’s
Mars (M&M, Snickers, etc)
Nestle
Kraft (Oreos, Cadbury, Toblerone)
Lindt
Godiva
sources: 1, 2, 3, 4
I did not know this! Thank you so much!
Are they referring to sweat shop slavery? I got confused hard af
Yes and slavery in fields as well collecting the cocoa
Last night's fantasy
There are some who say "giving oral sex isn't very dominant." As someone who loves to do it, I feel the need to share a fantasy I had last night as an example of one way it still fits into the D/S dynamic without "role sacrifice" - something some folks really care a lot about.
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She lie on the bed, bound and blindfolded. Next to her, the note read:
"No words. Please take what you want."
I dutifully read the note and, not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, quickly disrobed.
Checking her bonds, I saw she had been thorough in her binding. She had literally left herself at my mercy, and the trust involved mixed well with my rising lust, kicking it into a fever pitch of desire.
Using my hands, I caressed her feet and started placing slow kisses near her ankles, and began kissing my way up.
Reaching her thigh, I pause to allow my breath to tickle her exposed sex - by now puffy and wet, before removing all touch, and watching her writhe with desire.
Moving to the other foot, I repeat my oral sojourn until, once again, I am at her hip. The scent of her arousal is unmistakable, and the heady, endorphine-fueled pheromones worked their magic and multiplied my hunger a thousand-fold.
Perhaps surprising her, I moved my lips to an inch above her smoothly shaven sex (an invitation for desert I have no intention of ignoring, or turning down) and begin to cover her stomach with kisses.
As I reach her beautiful, full breasts, my mouth begins to water. Like a wolf, my hunger is at its peak, and little red riding hood is about to be tortuously devoured in the most intimate of ways.
Placing my lips at the bottom of her breasts, I begin to slowly kiss and nibble, enjoying the view of her writhing in sexual need.
Her moans which were, to this point, unintelligable, have turned into a single word.
"Please?"
Over, and over she repeats the word as I use my teeth, lips, and tongue on her breasts and nipples, while my hand slowly strokes her inner thigh, moving higher by scant degrees, building her desire such that when a single finger of my hand finally, gently, caresses her sex, I find it to be hot to the touch, and very, very ready for me.
Moving to her ear, I gently take the lobe between my teeth. And breathe against her neck. The lust coursing through me is apparent in the tone and vibration of my voice as I begin to whisper the words we both enjoy as I begin slowly letting her sex - careful to not pass her outer labia which was open and begging for attention.
I kiss her forehead and her nose, working to her neck, and the spot between her breasts. I move my hands to her breasts as I move my mouth slowly downward, gently pinching her nipples to elicit the moan I find so addictive.
Finally reaching the spot above her sex, I pause and enjoy the control she has given me. Her hips gently buck in need - I doubt she is aware of her body's betrayal - yet cruelly, I begin placing kisses around, but not directly on, her. Using my warm breath, I blow on her to watch the hood open and expose the smooth clitoris underneath.
I place my nose to the side, and I fight for self-control as my libido increases by an order of magnitude. The scent of her arousal, and knowing I am the cause affecting my inner animal, as I use my tongue to trace tight, small circles up her thighs and ending at her sex, without touching it.
By the time I reach the left thigh, she is bucking her hips in need, and with a desire for direct contact. The sexual torture, the control, the bondage, and the blindfold all merging together to create an intoxicating, and unignorable need in us both.
Untying her feet, I raise her knees to her chest, and reach up to her breasts with my hands, using my arms to ensure unfettered access to the meal laid out before me, and holding her firmly in place.
Slowly, I lick the line where her thigh meets her pussy, moving to the other leg to ensure balance. I can taste her arousal, and feel my own, impossibly, rising to meet hers, yet again.
All patience finally lost in the sea of self-patient lust we've shared, I begin to pleasure her in earnest.
Animalistic noises escape me as, in my exuberance for the task at hand, I begin to release the control I've tried so hard to maintain, and when I move to her inner labia, the tartness of her arousal pushes me past the ability to think, and all plans at teasing her further, evaporate.
Realizing my change in mood, she breathlessly pleads with me. "Please, sir. I need it, so bad" she says.
All thoughts, desires, ego, and even my sense of self are lost as she says so, and at that moment, I am the big bad wolf, devouring little red riding hood.
Inserting a finger, I find her cervix and begin to trace gentle circles on it. I pull my finger out, pull up her blindfold, and lock eyes with her as I lick it clean.
No words are necessary, and we both know that something huge, and unavoidable is about to happen.
I feel her sex begin to pulsate on my finger. Adding a second, I stop caressing her cervix, and instead move to her g-spot, and lay my head on her thigh.
Her desire fills each of my 6 senses. And, as her body begins to flush from pre-orgasmic release, I lock eyes with her and gently flick her clitoris with the tip of my tongue.
I begin a pattern of long licks, small circles, and indirect pressure to the side of her clit, noting how each causes her to writhe and moan.
"Please... oh please..." she begins repeating as her hips buck under my arms, desperate for release.
"Please what?" I say, using what we call my "dom voice."
"Please sir, can I please cum? Please make me cum, sir." She says.
Locking eyes, lower my tongue so the tip just brushes her ass, and widen my tongue as I taste the entirety of her, ending at her clit. She hasn't looked away.
Ending her torment, I place my tongue at the side of her clit and apply deep pressure, before moving to tickle her clitoris with the smoother underside of my tongue.
Finally, without warning, my world goes silent as my arms are unable to hold her legs apart any longer, and I feel her pussy start to convulse on my fingers.
"I want to taste your lust" I growl into her sex as I pull my hands back and forcefully push my head closer, to better feel her pulse beneath me.
Her voice catches, as her body goes rigid, so I look up, lock eyes, and say "cum for me, girl" and plunge my tongue into her so I can feel her pulse around my tongue, feasting on her energy and lust like a starving madman.
Covered in her arousal, and watching her breathe, I untie her hands, roll her on her side and spoon her, while her breathing begins to slow.
"You smell like sex" she says
"I smell like good sex" I correct her and nuzzle my face into her neck as we both fall asleep.
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Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.
We’re trying this tonight!
It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.
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I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.
me gonna try it
dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.
Luck and Wealth Tea Spell
Ingredients:
¼ cup Lavender
3 slices of Ginger
2 leaves of Sage
1 sprig of Mint
a pinch of Thyme
Tigers Eye
Pyrite
Green or White Candle
Money or wealth related incense
Pot of Water
Cleanse your space & create your circle. Take this time to meditate and envision your intent
Light candle and incense. Place stones next to the candle.
Brew the tea using lavender, sage, ginger, thyme, and mint. It should take about 15-20 minutes.
Strain into a cup and let cool. sweeten to taste.
Place tea next to candle and stones and say “as this tea strengthens, so does my wealth.” “as this incense burns away, so does my bad luck.”
drink your tea and estinguish the candle once the tea is gone!
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“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”
We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”
Or “little Jonathan doesn’t talk but does a good job herding the sheep, contributes to the community in his own way, and is, all around, a decent guy.” That happened a lot, too, especially before the 19th century.
Or, backing up FURTHER
and lots of people think this very likely,
“Oh little Sionnat has obviously been taken by the fairies and they’ve left us a Changeling Child who knows too much, and asks strange questions, and uses words she shouldn’t know, and watches everything with her big dark eyes, clearly a Fairy Child and not a Human Like Us.”
The Myth of the Changeling child, a human baby apparently replaced at a young age by a toddler who “suddenly” acts “strange and fey” is an almost textbook depiction of autistic children.
To this day, “autism warrior mommies” talk about autism “stealing” their “sweet normal child” and have this idea of “getting their real baby back” which (in the face of modern science) indicates how the human psyche actually does deal with finding out their kid acts unlike what they expected.
Given this evidence, and how common we now know autism actually is, the Changeling myth is almost definitely the result of people’s confusion at the development of autistic children.
Weirdly enough, that legend is now comforting to me.
I think it’s worth noting that many like me, who are diagnosed with ASD now, would probably have been seen as just a bit odd in centuries past. I’m only a little bit autistic; I can pass for neurotypical for short periods if I work really hard at it. I have a lack of talent in social situations, and I’m prone to sensory overload or you might notice me stimming.
But here’s the thing: life is louder, brighter and more intense and confusing than it has ever been. I live on the edge of London and I rarely go into the centre of town because it’s too overwhelming. If I went back in time and lived on a farm somewhere, would anyone even notice there was anything odd about me? No police sirens, no crowded streets that go on for miles and miles, no flickery electric lights. Working on a farm has a clear routine. I’d be a badass at spinning cloth or churning butter because I find endless repetition soothing rather than boring.
I’m not trying to romanticise the past because I know it was hard, dirty work with a constant risk of premature death. I don’t actually want to be a 16th century farmer! What I’m saying is that disability exists in the context of the environment. Our environment isn’t making people autistic in the sense of some chemical causing brain damage. But we have created a modern environment which is hostile to autistic people in many ways, which effectively makes us more disabled. When you make people more disabled, you start to see more people struggling, failing at school because they’re overwhelmed, freaking out at the sound of electric hand dryers and so on. And suddenly it looks like there’s millions more autistic people than existed before.
Re: the last reply, I wonder if this could account for people discovering they’re on the spectrum as adults. When I was a kid we had two channels on the tv and no one even imagined the internet would be a household thing someday. Life didn’t bombard me with one tenth of the artificial stimuli it does now.
yeah, good point. i probably wouldn’t be cognitively disabled to any noticeable degree if i lived the life my grandfather lived. (well, minus world war 2, i reckon that was pretty loud.)
of course, i’d be dead at least twice over from illnesses that nearly got me even with 1980′s medical treatment. :P