i make my own rules

certified dumbass & MILF

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[memexgen]

[mevil]

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

something good happens to those who take one

[dustsculptures]

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

Do realtors really have to do cum tributes to their statues of St Joseph in order to sell houses?

(hesitates) No.

[pitbush]