the game boy

matty fictiv

[negativcr33p]

im not a player i’m a gamer. players get bitches and i. well i get bitches too but i ignore them to play yakuza.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

[negativcr33p]

why does a math class that’s mandatory for my major cost more than a normal class. MY BAD for testing out of the easier ones. MY BAD for being an engineering major.

[negativcr33p]

Whenever I smoke it is always secretly the dissociative blunt and I never learn my lesson

[negativcr33p]

Man I’m not built for online culture. I’m chronically offline. I go to college, I go home, I burp, i collect retro tech, I play games, i lowball people on facebook marketplace, that’s all I’m good for. Every time I try to engage with online discourse I feel like everyone is playing a prank on me where everyone pretends talking isn’t a conversation

[yugsly]

15 minutes in photoshop. I felt compelled

[brookheimer]

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

[gunsandfireandshit]

Obsessed with this style of fantasy history and cannot emphasize enough that one of the most memorable candies of 1999 was this abomination of a movie tie-in

[fre4kcore-b4stard]

fake id with the name Skibble D. Toilet

[negativcr33p]

It’s a little funny

[iwilleatyourenglish]

thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

"people only criticize horoscopes because women like it" is an embarrassing argument i, as a woman, am violently sick of seeing.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"People criticise horoscopes because they hate women" is the pseudoscience version of "people criticise multi-level marketing because they don't want women to run their own businesses".

[dogpuppy]

[banemaus]

caught lackin

[gnarpgnarpworldtour]

toby sketch posting, i need to put him in a bag of rice

[jamierthanyou]

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

[all-hail-the-antler-king]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[wound-bird]

I’m just going in circles

[organisminparadise]

Wyd after drinking the Linux slurpee