Intergalactic Weiner Cleaner (Vash)

Vash fictive up to no good!

[hopelessbadland]

does. does anyone have the beeduo comic thats based on the poem reasons not to kiss him. please im going crazy i swear its real and it exists but i cannot find it for the life of me

[fre4kcore-b4stard]

I HAVE IT ILL TAG YOU

[ghfhhdheh]

c!Tommy copes with humour to me.

[teethkid67]

original / idea from @bugflies00

[fudgeciclez]

Where did the fanart of c!tubbo carrying ranboo like his bride go. We used to be a country

[fudgeciclez]

Ctubbo is almost as heavy as ranboo despite the height difference and ranboos preferred way to cuddle is by having tubbo lay his entire weight on their body. And they are WEAK. Tubbo has had to get off multiple times because they couldn't breath. Hydraulic press of a husband

[metfell]

This is the real reason they never moved into the mansion

[emkini]

cRanboo being romantic: Tubbo is so wonderful. I'd sooner die than make him cry. He has the kindest eyes and the gentlest smile. He deserves so much happiness, everything I can give and more. I'll do everything I can to protect him.

cTubbo being romantic: Hey sexy, just so you know if you ever died I would taxidermy your body and put you in a nice little scene in the corner of my living room. Your ass looks great today btw

[our-ltumblurg]

canon interaction (AKA co-consciousness is a nightmare)

[gentlehornbill]

I hate them

[gentlehornbill]

IN MY HEAD THAT WAS FUNNIER SORRY

[spoopdeedoop]

aita for thinking my husband saying random dumb shit when we make out is freaky and strange

[spiroagnewfan80]

we're deprived of fiction that caters to my specific niche fetishes

[clementine-kesh]

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

[nikomedes]

[awesomehoggirl]

new ctubbo poem. about working through tragedy

IMAGE DESCRIPTION

(digital drawing. a yellow background done in a scrubby textured style. to the right, c!tubbo leans on the windowsill of a tall lancet window, kneeling on the floor. on the left, a poem formatted like a play script.)

KID SAYS TO GOD: If you cry one more time this month, and send your anguish wet over my nice dry country, and drown out my crops and bloat all my riverbeds, I’ll come up there. I don't know what I’ll do. But it’ll be real bad. I’m a real killer, mind you, and everyone is saying so. 

GOD SAYS: [White streets gone quick with rain. All your buildings half-sank in silver. Row your heart out].

KID SAYS: I’m planning my brother’s funeral right now. You’re not invited. He wouldn’t want you there. 

AND GOD SAYS: [A thousand earth worms with their bellies in the dirt, the ditches collapse into mud].

KID SAYS: Last week, I pressed a button with my thumb and sent him to Hell. And everyone is saying so. When we were younger we slept pressed together on the floor of the barracks, warm like thorns in each other’s sides. God, God, what can I do? 

AND GOD OPENS ITS BIG MOUTH AND THROWS: RAIN. Wear the howling. Spill the wailing down the front of your dress shirt. Bleed into this madness – sweep across the rest of them like a bad tide. [A thousand dams burst and insects die].

KID SAYS, QUIETLY: I don’t think I want to do that at all. 

GOD SAYS: Get a grip. 

KID DRAWS THE CURTAINS. AND SAYS TO GOD: Send us a little sunshine.

GOD SAYS: Kid, don’t count on it. 

[awesomehoggirl]

winter cbeeduo :) bc WHY NOT!!!

[spoopdeedoop]

yes and no

[kmnm1403]