idk who i am even

on a scale of 1-10 i'm a -7

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The Legend of Zelda games in a nutshell

Legend of Zelda: Small child saves the world with the help of various senior citizens.Adventure of Link: Small child turns 16. Shit happens.

A Link to the Past: Small child watches his uncle die in front of him. (He gets better.)

Link's Awakening: Small child be trippin' balls.

Ocarina of Time: Small child fucks up the timeline.

Majora's Mask: Small child fights the moon.

Oracle of Seasons: Small child saves red lady.

Oracle of Ages: Small child saves blue lady.

Four Swords: Four small children beat up a giant eyeball.

Wind Waker: Small child has the worst birthday ever.

Four Swords Adventures: Four small children beat up a giant eyeball (also Ganon).

Minish Cap: Small child becomes even smaller.

Twilight Princess: Small child leaves the farm to achieve his dream of becoming a werewolf.

Phantom Hourglass: Small child teaches manchild the meaning of friendship.

Spirit Tracks: Small child and small princess go for a ride on a choo choo train.

Skyward Sword: Small child and small goddess start all of this shit in the first place. Thanks a lot guys.

A Link Between Worlds: Small child gets a roommate. Shit happens.

Tri Force Heroes: Three small children play dress up.

BONUS - Hyrule Warriors: Small child gets a secret admirer. This doesn't end well.

BONUS - Link's Crossbow Training: Small child plays with dangerous projectile weapons.

Breath of the Wild: Small child wakes up alone, naked, and with an inescapable urge to set things on fire.

[doom-desire]

ok I just realized how much of a fuckin dork Link is

[non-binary-ary]

He is literally me

[buzzfeedrewind]

Every Single One Of Paris Hilton’s Cell Phones

[mashrou3-ummi]

This is the only real piece of journalism buzzfeed has ever put out tbqh

[non-binary-ary]

I cannot be stopped

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wOwzers

[bamalam31]

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. if you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out! <3

oh wOwzers thank u senpai i cAn't believe how kind u are :') oldy fills smol's heart with joystay chill, u oldy bean

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I made this cause why not.. lol

((Alright! I fixed it.. I re-uploaded this because I forgot to add 17! XD))

[badlydrawneverything]

[littlez13]

I always struggled drawing hands before anyone told me what to do. So here is a HANDy dandy drawing reference to see the steps on an actual hand. There are three big muscles in the palm. The thumb lump is most important because without it you’ll never even get the shape right. Circle up the knuckles and draw bendy lines (red) to connect them. Make sure the fingers go from medium-tall-short-shortest just slightly (index=>pinky finger). Notice the big red squareish shape around the palm-that’s the first thing I do. Note: every infer has 2 knuckles don’t forget the thumb does too…just in a weird way.

[yashado]

HOLY SHIT

[bhulagoon]

@andromie

[c9ska-deactivated20180707]

i’m crying this is the most rts i’ve ever gotten and it’s on this fucking tweet

[askatruscum]

What to do if you have a binding injury

1. Take the binder off. I don’t care how dysphoric you are, I don’t care how bad you feel, I don’t care who is around. DO NOT PUT IT BACK ON. 

2. Go to the doctor. Or to a nurse. When I broke my ribs, I went to the nurse at my school because that was free and that worked fine.

3. Accept that there isn’t anything you can do to heal faster. The most likely thing that doc is going to tell you is that you have some bruised ribs, and you need to let them heal. Sometimes broken ribs can break lungs, which is potentially fatal, so no matter what, you still need to do step two, but that’s probably not going to be the case. 

4. Treat yo’self. Get some icecream, and settle down with your favorite tv show. This is gonna be rough on your mental health. 

5. Tell people that you are injured (make up a bull-riding/bungee-jumping story if you don’t wanna tell em why). This will garner you some sympathy points, and people will go easier on you. Maybe your boss will let you wear a hoodie to work.

6. Don’t reflect too hard on it. The first thing you are going to think is not “oh I have an injury so I better take care of myself” it’s going to be “this is the physical manifestation of my dysphoria and why does being trans always ruin my life”. Try to refrain from that particular thought. You have an injury. Treat it like any other injury or illness you could get. 

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What not to do. 

1. Put that damn binder back on. Don’t. I see you tempted. Don’t. 

2. I SAID DON’T. 

3. You could end up with a warped ribcage if you don’t allow yourself to heal. Don’t put it back on. 

4. Really. Don’t.  

[femboy-fever]

Here’s the original, for anyone who wanted it.

Good advice from someone who isn’t an asshole who changes people’s important trans posts.

[babyannihilation]

what are y'all (18+) aesthetic blogs gonna do if I’m under 18???? pale bubblegum goth me to death??? not a chance

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things i heard from the lovely couple next to me

(i went to see captain america civil war today, and the couple next to me were amazing. seeing as i don't know their names, i'll refer to them as guy 1 and guy 2)

me: i'm really sorry to point this out, but my ex is sitting a few seats down from you guys and he keeps glaring at you

guy 1: well we'd better give him something to glare at, then

guy 2:*kisses guy 1*

(bucky took a hold of a running motorcycle and picked it up while someone was on it)

guy 1:*stands up* WHAT THE FUCK

guy 2:yeah, what the fuck? sit your ass down!

(steve just kissed peggy's niece in front of sam and bucky)

guy 1: sam and steve are going to have a long conversation in bed, followed by hardcore sex

guy 1: if only tony were there, he'd probably just do it to steve on the car in front of the chick

guy 2:

guy 1:

guy 2:are you telling me that we have been dating for over a year now, and you don't fucking ship stucky?

(steve and tony were fighting)

guy 1:that is some crazy foreplay

guy 2:do you have a blood kink or something, jeez

(later, during the same steve and tony fight (bucky was fighting too))

guy 1:steve and tony are going to have some crazy sex after all of this

guy 2:no, steve will be too busy with bucky

guy 1:not a chance. a couple is going to have crazy makeup sex, and it's not stucky

guy 2:well it isn't us either

(after the movie had finished)

me:you two had some pretty great conversations

guy 1:(his whole face was blushing) sorry you heard that

guy 2:i'm not. hey, do you ship stucky, stony, or stam?

me:stucky all the way

guy 2: at least someone has some fucking sense

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makeup tips from an actual makeup artist

-dont use tape around your eyes -expensive makeup doesnt mean its better -YOUTUBERS HAVE NOT BEEN TO COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. they are often paid to say things -you cant learn to do makeup from a video. you just need to practice. -you dont need to line your lips if you’re wearing liquid to matte lipstick (dont listen to kylie jenner) -use a foundation your shade. I’m talking to you white girls. stop it. -YOU DONT NEED EXPENSIVE MAKEUP (its not always worth it) -THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO DO MAKEUP -the right eyebrows/ eye makeup depends on your eye and face shape. -STOP WATCHING CONTOUR TUTORIALS -NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FACE SHAPE -red eyeshadow can look good -glitter is always a good idea -there is no such thing as day time and night time makeup -heavy makeup is pretty and you look good -WHO CARES IF ITS SMUDGED OR NOT BLENDED? YOU TRIED.

[strawberry-kisu]

Reblogging again because truth ^

[internetcultleader]

the school year is so close to being done i can almost taste the freedom but also my Anxiety Levels are Dangerously High and my Will To Live is Dangerously Low  how am i going to survive

[habaebti-moved]

[foxgiven-deactivated20220116]

Dear, all my followers. Yes, I’m talking to you, loves of my life.

[non-binary-ary]

I did this for my mom’s birthday :3