ETERNAL

[scarecrowbutch]

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[thejohnsu]

🐧🦓 Hilbert (トウヤ) and Hilda (トウコ) Pokémon Black / White (2010)

see Master Post for the other generations

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[anxietyproblem]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[soreheadinamblemood]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[jumex]

I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[headspace-hotel]

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

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[superchat]