Do not go gentle into that good night.

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

[bluelightseven-deactivated20140]

[allofthefeelings]

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

[neil-gaiman]

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

[notthebestomens]

I’ve seen this post 800 times and am only now realising that Neil Gaiman endorsed this post

[justbadpuns]

Did you hear about the French baker who drowned in bread? He was in a lot of pain.

[barcoque]

[why-ask-why]

[nonchalante]

Admit you were wrong. Apologize. Understand that you’re fallible. You make mistakes. You hurt people. Apologize. That’s growth; understanding you did something wrong and working towards making things right.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

NEVER

[kaminieshivanie]

Different phases of the sunset.

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[dimetrodone]

 “Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely has the body plan of a human, and other times people mean literally just a normal ass human with things added on

[jessica-problems]

as long as it has a sensory organ or two and some limbs, it’s humanoid enough as far as I’m concerned.

[dimetrodone]

Behold a man

[epicmuttonchops]

the bare minimum is that humanoids must be bipedal

[dimetrodone]

Behold a man: part 2

[alextheraven]

And they can’t have feathers

[systlin]

BEHOLD A MAN

[the42ndassassin]

Man we really are doomed to repeat history aren’t we?

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[jehovahhthickness]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[missing-merlin]

my life is complete

[emeraldsage98]

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

[negusjay]

“One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”

Charles Baudelaire

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

[wassup-bihh-deactivated20180425]

Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol

[caliphorniaqueen]

^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol

[studentmadeofmelanin]

Thank you!!!!!!!

[sunflorally]

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]