I used to be an axolotl

[luvrgirl555]

i suppose it's a universal truth that all loki's miss their brother...

[estherkelldraws]

“I am Constantin of House Orsay, your new Governor.”

[salmonportfolio]

The greedy prince. I was missing this boy terribly and so I rewarded myself with some painting <3

[nehraakadan]

Do you ever feel like you’re going to murder someone and their whole family, if they lay a finger on your precious cinnamon roll of a cousin? Yeah, me too.

[shimhaq]

Wolf Knight, from the Elden Ring trailer. Are you guys hyped!!

[carassiusvigorous]

their dynamic was "червь, ты мне не указ" and i think it's beautiful

[trypoed]

Major Grom: Plague Doctor (2021)

Well, mark me down as scared and horny

[pierkyn]

Quotes from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Writer Commentary stream

“We were a little surprised at the thirst for Halsin, especially since he was not envisioned to be that way, but to be a wizened, old druid…“

”People wanna f*ck Halsin, I’m just gonna say it right there.” 

“Yeah, Halsin’s quite a stud.” 

“Who would I be to say that you’ll never be able to romance Halsin?”

THEY KNOW

[aurora-nerin]

Belle Isle Connor quest is stupid, ask me how

In Battle for Detroit, Connor’s Cyberlife Tower mission, when Hank has to guess which one is the real Connor… Their jackets and serial numbers are NOT THE SAME? Like, Connor’s is clearly  313 248 317  -51, like for the entire game and Machine Connor’s is  313 248 317 -60. 

HANK. BRUH. DUDE. MA MAN. HOW ARE YOU A DETECTIVE. IF YOU DON’T REMEMBER WHAT NUMBER YOUR PARTNER WAS ENTIRE FUCKIN GAME ARE YOU SERIOUS RN. AND EVEN IF U DONT REMEMBER, DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHICH CONNOR WAS TRYINA CONVERT ANDROIDS?

What the cinnamon toast fuck, Man.

Hank: I just have to find out which one of you is my partner

Connor:

[moira0831]

Magni : Now kiss please

[nehraakadan]

[eggsaladstain]

i refuse to believe this isn’t how that scene went

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

imagine being the journalist in interview with the vampire. Imagine meeting a weirdo at a bar who thinks hes a vampire and being all 'lmfao im gonna interview this guy its going to be so funny' and you go back to his house only to discover that hes an Actual Vampire who Feeds On Human Blood and your stuck in his house while he rants about his ex for 371 pages

[dgleesonsource]

The Trilogy Completed

[vimeddiart]

I’m watching the netflix show and got the witcher song stuck in my head

[szczepter]

“dunny was so cute!” 

“I liked the hedgehog boy! why did he had to to die :(” 

“him and pavetta were such a nice couple” 

“he could have been a great dad to ciri” 

[confused-stars]

Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Geralt: I don't have a boyfriend.

Kidnapper: Then who is this guy that won't stop signing songs about your muscular thighs?

Geralt: Oh fuck you have Jaskier...

[moodybidoof]

Spot the difference