Neighboorhood Bookworm

23 just your friendly neighborhood gay, who reads and sometimes writes. 22🏳️‍🌈

[mens-rights-activia]

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[buttart]

sluggo!!

[buttart]

4 yrs later, Sluggo still doesn’t rlly know what names are, but he does come waddling over when i call him

[notanadult]

BABY

[thatsboris]

boris has brought you a pool noodle

[teomodo]

fearsome

[thatsboris]

boris accepts and appreciates the boris fanart

[skulllesbian]

moth update ! theyre threatening me

[mandy-lane]

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses I lost interest.

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[pizzee]

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

[taftj]

[welele]

[littlealienproducts]

Set 4 Cups & Saucers Vereco Amber Yellow Glass from LlerandiVintage

[twofatweeb]

Source

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[rhan-hastur]

The pride bats are back! I thought it’d be nice to regroup them into a matching poster. The border on the moths one was changed to a rainbow gradient and some colours were tweaked for better readability/printing. Original posts: Pride moths LGBATs 1 & 2

Prints

[thanatopraxy-deactivated2025040]

[fakehistoryhunter]

The Middle Ages according to Historians VS the Middle Ages according to Hollywood.

[brunhiddensmusings]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

More info on Middelaldercentret in case you want to read up on it, they’re generally considered one of the most accurate living history museums

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

brilliant brilliant brilliant I say!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wow u guys really liked my colossal unreadable wall of tags on this one huh:

#GENIUS I TELL YOU #the worse thing about this is how it makes Actual Practical Sense. i mean like. say you get held at gunpoint and forced to reveal your Super Secret Supervillain Lair--you can just. pull the wrong lever and watch your nemesis fall into the crocodile pit. that's what i hate the most. how it is a ENTIRELY PRACTICAL DESIGN. because.. because LOOK at Yzma. NOTHING SHE DOES IS PRACTICAL. (she and kronk are just team rocket but without a Meowth to cancel out their natural dominance/submissive energies YES I FUCKING SAID IT) #anyways. the point is that they are both equally and oppositely insane. and will never ever ever be part of the same functioning workspace/office ecosystem #(emphasis on FUNCTIONING) #so there is no WAY either one of them came up with this and convinced the other to follow through. they just don't have that level of competence. as i've said many times before: Yzma! is only! competent-passing! bc she specifically hires the Most Himbo Of Himbos to stand next to her. and Kronk is actually extremely-and-weirdly-competent. just not at anything in his Actual Job Description. so again. team rocket coded but if the narrative stopped interrupting them with a spray bottle every time Jesse tried to assert dominance

[entitydark]

Or the sluttiest for that that matter.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yep that checks out