animal crossing starters !! part one of who knows how many. feel free to change pronouns or whatever you need to in order for it to fit your muse.
❛ i adore living alone, it feels like the grown up thing to do! ❜
❛ instead of feeling like i live by myself, i’m actually living with all my best friends! ❜
❛ what do you think of my whole look today? ❜
❛ there you are! i need my fill of [ name ] every now and then. ❜
❛ i’m surrounded by a bunch of jokers! ❜
❛ leave me alone! i want to be by myself for a while! ❜
❛ i feel like we need more dancing happening right now. shoom! okay, that’s a little better. ❜
❛ all my natural swagger, probably influenced by the book. ❜
❛ it’s go time for me today! ❜
❛ if you were wondering what i’m doing with this shovel, it’s none of your business. ❜
❛ i haven’t seen you in a while. are you trying to hide form me to practice your sweet dance moves? ❜
❛ no ….. it isn’t a school day, i checked. ❜
❛ uh, i am the alpha male. ❜
❛ so, mr. cool cat, will you listen to my sad tale or doom and gloom? ❜
❛ blasted monsters stole my memory. and my sandwich. ❜
❛ what, are the paparazzi in town? because i’m totally ready for my close up! ❜
❛ i love having this plant in here but sometimes i have the urge to chew on it. ❜
❛ you should try to travel as many places as possible while you’re young because when you’re older your priorities change. ❜
❛ i’m here today to eat prunes and yell at kids to stay off the lawn. and i’m almost out of prunes. ❜
❛ do you ever get sad when an old memory resurfaces? it’s funny, even a good memory can make you cry. ❜
❛ of course we try to forget some of our most painful memories, but there’s always one lurking. ❜
❛ it’s good to live in the moment and not worry too much about the past. ❜
❛ i need a down comforter and a wheelbarrow full of popcorn. ❜
❛ on nice days i like to make a picnic and nap! i mean, that’s pretty much what i do at home anyway, but doing it outside makes it feel special. ❜
❛ rumors are scary, don’t you think? ❜
❛ cinnamon buns aren’t currency … not yet, anyway. ❜
❛ gah! ——- nope, i’m still sleeping. ❜
❛ would you like to listen to my manly tale? ❜
❛ had to be ten — no, fifty pirates! ❜
❛ i put together a self depreciating joke and a pun. height of comedy. ❜
❛ please don’t make me explain my jokes. ❜
❛ it seems my ability to make people laugh is lost to the cruel mistress of the sea. ❜
❛ hard to believe but back in the day i used to be lean and mean. ❜
❛ as far as rumors go, that’s not half bad. i’ve been called worse. ❜
❛ in a way, you’re a gentleman, huh? thanks for the warning. ❜
❛ if i may be so bold, you’re looking as cool as a fair number of cucumbers. ❜
❛ i was thinking about something …. i was thinking it would be great if we could stay friends forever! ❜
theartofmadeline
titsay
2087
tangentwithtanner
