[nekokhoshekh]

I don’t have an angel or devil on my shoulder I’ve got a Waldorf and Statler and they’re both mean

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[highasaklaus]

[mapsontheweb]

Usage of the word ‘Dude’ in the United States.

[youlovetoseeit]

(:

[thebootydiaries]

[hackto-oshiro]

concert

[autumnauspice]

oranges and reds, long sweaters, scary movies, cool wind, dinner parties, fuzzy socks, harry potter marathons, pumpkin spice lattes, walks in the woods, seasonal makeup tutorials, michael’s, halloween, football games, hayrides, apple-picking, rainy afternoons, cider doughnuts, crunchy leaves, hocus pocus, leggings, campfires, flannel, picnics, abc family’s 13 nights of halloween, back-to-school shopping, date nights, thanksgiving, dark lipsticks, the sound of leaves rustling, bath & body works candles, old cemeteries, the craft, barns, peacoats, reading nooks, leaf piles, abandoned houses, halloween tv episodes, cinnamon rolls, foggy mornings, late-afternoon walks, yellows and greens and browns, long scarves, sunflowers, scarecrows, pumpkins, hot apple cider, are you afraid of the dark?, tailgates, sunday afternoon cuddles, costume parties, coffee and tea and hot cocoa, new england road trips, practical magic, hoodies, music festivals, county fairs, old cemeteries, barns, hot soup, gourds, true crime podcasts, funnel cake, the nightmare before christmas, cabins, countryside roads, banana nut bread, cobblestone roads, warm blankets, starbucks mornings, treehouse of horrors, cottages, fireplaces, bats, fairy lights, farmhouses, beetlejuice, black cats, smores, cafes, crisp air, love. 

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[antiandrogen]

[cmcniz]

Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

[gaypitbull]

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

[gaypitbull]

[icyanz]

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

[dancing-cockroaches]

[ssstable9]

Oh you mean like having friends?

[mysti-crow-deactivated20200305]

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

[gaypitbull]

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[unclefather]

Relationship goals: Date someone who can pick you up AND put you back down

[notafurrybutjudyhoppscangetit]

Date someone who can deadlift you

[unclefather]

and if i’m dead then who will feed my neopet

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arsenalguts]

years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god

[sixpenceee]

[richardalexanderrr]

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

[demonicalamari]

Forbidden dandelion

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[xenosaga]

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

[doglets-deactivated20140515]

actually all of my systems are nervous