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trickstertime

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

thesixthmonth6

Cats :3

Idk what I'm doing man...

#kpop demon hunters #polytrix

yandere-angela

"is this really a kids' cartoon?? it's so dark!" kids are watching saw behind their parents' backs there ain't no cartoon too dark for kids

#bad things happen to kids #and they need the tools to process them #just the same as anyone else

devotedlystrangewizard

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

#the horses of the industrial world

fishing-princess

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

aliceoverzero

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

ubercharge

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

happyllamaglama

Truth

#that is the Andes

desinteresse

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

little-trash-ghost

Can't leave this in the tags..

8rano

#touhou

evilscientist3

Tip #39

🦊 Foxes can access the 🐾 FoxsTrick skill through the 🗯 Action Menu. This has a unique effect against different types of enemy - you can pull the tail of 🐉 Dragons, bark to scare away 🐈 Cats, and shoot 🙍 Humans with a .38 snubnose revolver.

daylights-rain

Do not the tail of 🐉 Dragons

familiar-omen

Remember to FoxsTrick the Dragon

daylights-rain

DO NOT

thestuffedalligator

Human Is is a 1955 Philip K. Dick sci-fi short story where a guy goes to another planet for work and when he comes back to Earth his personality has flipped from an asshole to a sweet, kind, considerate man. Everyone's immediately convinced that an alien has taken over his body, this goes all the way to court, and in court his wife testifies that she's noticed no changes at all and so the charges are dropped.

And then there's a bit right at the end of the story as the wife and the husband are walking out of court:

Jill turned abruptly. "What is your name? Your real name."

The man's gray eyes flickered. He smiled a little, kind, gentle smile. "I'm afraid you would not be able to pronounce it. The sounds cannot be formed..."

Jill was silent as they walked along, deep in thought. The city lights were coming on all around them. Bright yellow spots in the gloom. "What are you thinking?" the man asked.

"I was thinking perhaps I will still call you Lester," Jill said. "If you don't mind."

"I don't mind," the man said. He put his arm around her, drawing her close to him. He gazed down tenderly as they walked through the thickening darkness, between the yellow candles of light that marked the way. "Anything you wish. Whatever will make you happy."

And I. God. There's something there. A soupcon of monsterfuckery. To tell your partner in a moment of intimacy that yes, you're something so inhuman that the lips you're stealing can't speak your actual name. You're a parasite that not only had the ability to burrow under this man's skin and take over his life, but you were so desperate to escape a dead, dry, blasted planet that you did.

And for your partner to then turn around and go "I know, I've always known, and I love you" is just. God I know it's not a great Dick story but something about it is making me lose my mind

thestuffedalligator

Also it's explicitly stated that the guy's consciousness is still alive and preserved on the alien planet. Jill is told this and then proceeds to defend the alien anyways, ensuring that her husband's brain is stuck in a jar on a desert planet. You love to see it

relia-robot

You should try to live your life in a way so that when you get taken over by some kind of alien brainswap or parasite or doppelganger or whatever, your friends and loved ones attempt to rescue you instead of deciding to abandon you to a unknown fate in favor of the new you they like better. Just saying.

aurasisle

They put men on the moon? Not very impressive. Bunnies have been up there since antiquity making delicious mochi for all.

mollyjames

Feminine Wiles

vintagewildlife

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

#cw bugs

activityenjoyer

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

parakavka

I had a dream that I went to a video rental store (???) and they had a gundam manga where everything was the same except the entire cast was cambrian creatures (?????)