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[nelliarae]

I could very easily put this in my description but i think it's cooler here. Here's my linktree:

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you're probably here from GSS. I do blender and make half life videos

[cannibalchicken]

[thebootydiaries]

[wickedcriminal]

A collection

[auroraborealis1890]

Love is in the eair? WRING! Sentient Pringls

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[auroraborealis1890]

What the fuck is this.

[auroraborealis1890]

I can't stress enough that I've never written this post with my hands.

[decarabiandivorce]

It was the ca n

[auroraborealis1890]

Goddamit not again

[auroraborealis1890]

You...

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[girlnephew]

[beemovieerotica]

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

[beemovieerotica]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[sayruq]

Happy Pride Month

[nelliarae]

lot of cumming on my tl tonite.

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[niceinchnails]

"Swifties heads would explode if they listened to mcr" "mcr fans heads would explode if they listen to nine inch nails" Nature fans hesds will ponder if they listen to the songs of the birds and the rustling of leaves

[therehavebeenstranger]

nomad esims are currently 15% off with code NOMEXPLORE15

[livingfictionsystem]

[creepycrag]

[demilypyro]

Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

[noelle-ism]

folks do i even need to say it.

[melynnwaters]

STRAIGHT UP ROTTED OENIS AND BALLS OVER HERE !!!!

[melynnwaters]

FUCKING DISGUSTING DIRT DICK COCK AND BALLS TOY!!!