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[biologybutch]

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

[glumshoe]

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

[tinyqueenusagi-chan]

Also if you have a crying kid give them a cup of water. You can’t cry and drink at the same time and it gives them a chance to calm down.

Tell them their going to run out of tears so they drink the water.

My mom does this at her preschool after awhile the other children start offering the crying child little cups of water.

[advanced-procrastination]

The mental image of 20 3yos clammering to give another crying 3yo a glass of water has me on the edge of needing a glass of water

[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here’s pics of it happening btw

[0-memento-mori-0]

Can we please just-

[betadunsparce]

[secondclassvines]

[princewillows-deactivated201409]

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

[3301993]

And yet you offer yours.

[wipemedownremix-deactivated2014]

[dr-teatime]

having a range of difficulties to choose from is very sexy of them tbh

[dr-teatime]

i am frankly amazed that this has gotten all these notes and not one of them is a pissbaby crying about difficulty options ruining the media 

[logarto]

[lesbianhaircut]

i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

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Guy Poses for Hilarious ‘Sexy’ Shots for His Lady and It Goes Viral

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Lmaoo fam I'm done

[wesfanemt333]

[soorayray]

Unemployed tumblr

I would like if you guys stopped posting porn between 7:45am and 4:45 pm

[happifying-things]

[daco-broman]

supreme champion

[laachi]

not to be fake deep but….men who are kind are not the same as men who are kind to you bc they like you

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Here we go again…

[butchflirt]

[highlights-of-the-lowlife]

So Jorf Bulbous has a 600 million dollar deal with the CIA and the WP has a long history of collaboration with intelligence agencies to push their agendas.

[weeniehutjuniorsenior]

Jeff shut up

[willwriteforcaffeine]

There’s something so deeply ironic about an article saying that a politician’s money doesn’t make a difference, when Donald Trump is president and the article is written by an organisation owned by the richest man in the world.

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

[such-justice-wow]

This post screams lactose intolerance

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[woppy42]

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

if u cut off my dick two more will grow in its place

[bardbreakfast]

Promise?

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

this is the strangest and most thought provoking response I’ve ever received on a post