Slightly Less Asleep

don't be ashamed; keep feeling

[desertislandcomics]

Love conquers all (or at least it’s better than the alternative) by John Broadley

[stormcrows-archive]

are you a lace or velvet person?? mountains or fields?? paperback or hard cover?? rose bush or fruit tree??

[wardengrey-deactivated20200904]

R A D I C A L  

this is the most self indulgent doodle, but yo girls and big swords…..is a mood.

[nem0philist]

Woooaaah my dudes

I completely got disenchanted with having tumblr and haven’t used it in what feels like forever, BUT THE BITCH IS BACK TO SCREAMING INTO THE VOID!

Maybe I’ll post somewhat regularly again and maybe I won’t, we’ll see.

[voiceofnature]

Bambu Indah sustainable retreat center in Bali.

[thursday]

[avery-universe-deactivated20150]

oh my fucking god

[vladtheunfollower]

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Hes trying his best. I love him.

[2spleenz]

MILO YOURE A RACEHORSE

[protect-and-love-animals]

Awww my puppy loves the beach

[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

[fugayyyku]

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[fugayyyku]

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

***

Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

***

Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

***

Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

[rosery-doll]

That last one:

Villain: Wait. What, no, no, I meant, like my brother is, I mean I think you are a fine person, I just meant, the whole you know other thing

Spiderman: I’m going to punch you to save you from yourself

Villain: Please

[arjuna-vallabha]

[dangered]

[mrclassyclass]

[just-another-lrishman-deactivat]

[philalethistry]

So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and

I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine

[philalethistry]

Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:

Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying

Um

Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;

This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day

tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;

JUMBA NO

[philalethistry]

Here’s more, this is going to be a long post

Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you

Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop

Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch

Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?

Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment

WHY

Good boy. You get him Philip

[batter-sempai]

JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.

[sizvideos]

[nopizza]

He committed to how pissed off he was

[cocochineal]

I love how petty this is

[quiet--batpeople]

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

[doing-talking]

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

[gjallarmoth]

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[ultimate-fandom-freak-blog]

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me