ass

julie.22.norway.

[beyoncemakesart]

The Strut being born and history being made

[micdotcom]

[thabougieone]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

[victorious]

Me:

[king-rancho-deactivated20171221]

bear emoji reviews

lumpy boy. displeasing color. disgusting gradient shading as usual. the trademark soulless stare of an apple brand emoji. not feeling this bear. 1/5

beautiful round friend. perfect boy. scientifically, nothing wrong with this bear. google giving us the crowd pleaser as usual. 5/5 perfect score

i wasn’t sure whether i should even include this one. like is this a fucking lion or what? weak. get bill gates’s artsy garbage out of my sight. 0/5

perfectly acceptable boy. cuteness makes up for lazy gradient shading and unfortunate color palette. a bear i can get behind. 4/5

he’s shiny and he’s doing his best but i just cannot get over that mouth. who looked at this and though ‘yes these are a bear’s correct and actual proportions’ 2/5 why the long face

scheming. plotting. good colors, clean lines. i love this bear but i do not trust him. 3/5 he :3c

i just… dont know, my man. they made it just realistic enough to teeter on the edge of uncanny valley. that mouth. those eyes. this bear feels pain. free him. 1/5

the friendliest boy. the sweetest boy. the fluffiest boy. this bear is always welcome in my circle of friends. 5/5 another perfect boy

this one looks like some kind of weird dog but it’s not as bad as microsoft’s. i’ll give it a pass but it’s treading on thin ice. 3/5

highly superior execution of apple’s lumpy boy. clean lines. good face. i support this young man 4/5

this is such a rude portrayal of these sweet sweet boys. let him smile. let him know love. 1/5

out of my house 0/5

[jumex]

[challenger2753]

bye

[pakistaniheaux]

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

[android1000]

BITCH LMFAOSJHSSISKOSO

[blackmodel]

LITERALLY

[galactimatic-deactivated2017070]

IM CHOKIGN

[fatbruja-deactivated20171101]

i hate everything

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

Spot on with all the stupid faces they make too 😂😂😂😂

[maurypovichofficial]

*The movie Clueless ends*

*credits roll*

Me: ……okay but that was literally her brother…..

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[nememorifacias]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[afloweroutofstone]

“Russia is European” “No, Russia is in Asia”

Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first place 

[afloweroutofstone]

You’re right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again

[autumnal-palinode-deactivated20]

did you make this just to be petty

[afloweroutofstone]

Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal

[k-ayo]

[aegontargaryen]

Anime: set in Japan, made by Japanese people, characters have Japanese names,

White people: there is no evidence that these characters are Japanese or the story is in Japan. You are racist if you think that every manga/ anime character is Asian. Mr. Trump, please come and save me from these racists

[sickfuture]

[higherwizardry-blog]

fuck dude it sure does

[sckrewedup-deactivated20220616]

[fuks]

[chessys]

me at home in my bed: i want to go home