Computer Virus… But Like Lovely And Fun!!

21 // infj // he/she/they // Scorpio sun, Gemini moon and Scorpio rising // a nightmare of a blog ^-^

[neocatburger]

WELCOME TO MY BLOG :D

Hellooo! My name is Salem, I’m 20 and I’m from Germany! I’m currently working towards being a programmer. I have many, possibly way too many interests but I like old tech, indie horror games, ancient history, card games, video games, books, and collecting little trinkets for my pals and me :3 I occasionally draw and write, but most of the time I either play video games or be stuck in a constant loop of counter productivity

I’m in a lot of fandoms as well,it would be too much work to list them all here, but the ones are I look through the most are;

Sonic the hedgehog

Portal

Pressure (Roblox)

Ultrakill

Electric dreams(1984)

Devil May Cry

Anyways that’s it byeee (^з^)-☆ have fun looking through my word salad of a blog!!

[sudaca-swag]

one of the funniest Phan reveal things is how phannies ever since the hiatus have been like oh yeah they 99% are in a relationship but its a cool progressive millennial one where both have their own spaces and rooms and shit all for Phan to come and be like NOPE we have actually merged into a single cell sixteen years ago and spend 24/7 together, they're in a touch him and you die stalker boyfriend booktok type of shit, they're worse than the boomers they said they'd kill themselves together rather than divorce

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me

[dreadwedge]

actually hey pull over there's a gas station in this town where a guy named Tongue Eater will make you the best turkey sandwich you ever have had. he's really nice and he loves to put turkey into the deli slicer and listen to milk rhythms.

you never heard of milk rhythms? milk rhythms is a type of music that's supposed to make you lactate. it doesn't work but that's the idea behind it. Tongue Eater says he just likes how it sounds though.

he used to be in a band back when i knew him but i'm not sure if it's still going on because i heard the bassist get turned vegan and couldn't abide tongue eater's powerful turkey stench. they were called "curd smack". it wasnt exactly milk rhythms though but you could heard the influence.

but yeah Grackle (that the bassist) got turned vegan. kinda a bummer. nothing against vegans it's just Grackle got turned against her will. she had been seeing a hypnotist for sleep reasons but it turned out she couldnt pay so the hypnotist turned her vegan as revenge. He knew it would drive a wedge between Grackle and Tongue Eater.

anyway if you want the sandwich i'm buying. Tongue Eater gives me a discount bc i helped him out once with a paper he was working on on symmetry groups. We were in the same crystallography program in grad school. did i not mention that? well that's how I know him.

it's a good sandwich. cranberry relish, mustard, the works. And i know what you're thinking; don't worry. He's not gonna eat your tongue lol. He doesn't do that anymore. Not without permission

[moniquill]

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[hansoeii]

I reblogged the destiel phan is real meme and now people are asking me who dan and phil are. I thought you could only join this website if you had a problematic parasocial relationship with them when you were 14

[gerardwaysbob]

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[falconfate]

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

[knifetheloserboy-deactivated202]

reblog if you love getting asks

[i-am-a-fish]

you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[candieduranium]

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

[i-am-a-fish]

i just went to cool town and they said they knew u

[i-am-a-fish]

i also just went to dehydrated town and they said you are a hometown legend

[anatthema-art]

inspired by a friend misspeaking

[oliviawebsite]

found a person from 1689 using tumblr

[jaggedcurve]

the oversized joint my bf crocheted …. the cat loves smoking her joint