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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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i have made a new blog to store all my assorted 18+ nonsense
follow it here if you dare
damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside
I habe some bad news
BOTH TOWERS?
the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw
and they're both girls
unbeabable
Draw Ur Guns
tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?
who tf ate my gasoline
This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now
Starting a collection
i’m obsessed with this
and then, two months later....
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
Happy Moon Day Monday!
I don’t believe in great man theory but Neil Cicierega really did do All That
history is made and turned by the nameless and faceless masses, but sometimes you homeschool a neurodivergent kid and give them access to macromedia flash and they become what is basically an avatar of the internet
I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."
She sounds so smug and pleased with herself
(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)
that makes a lot more sense
but the edit is a solid comic