No One Is Prepared For Hagfish Slime

Crow | Trans | He\him\his or It/its | 25 | world's most exhausted dog, feel free to dm if you wanna | yeehawland, usa

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[doveofbabylon]

[perfectday1972]

how many piercings do you have

0!!!!

1-2

2-4

4-6

6-8

8-10

10+

15+

20+

nuance (put it in the comments)

Voting ended onJul 2

[transmechanicus]

Taping my third eye closed like a webcam

[alientitty]

💀

[alt-illustrations]

The Crow

[neonaberration]

Been forcing myself to do at least one little project on the weekends and I do feel like I'm improving which is nice! Going from years of being out of practice to actually feeling like I know what I'm doing has been pleasant.

[vale-gaai]

How often do you watch a new* movie, on average?

More than once a week

About once a week

About 2-3 times a month

About once a month

6-10 times a year

2-5 times a year

Once a year

Less than once a year

Voting ended onMay 6

*A new movie is just one you've never seen before. The original date it came out doesn't matter. For example, if you watched Some Like It Hot (1959) for the first time yesterday, that counts as a new movie for you.

[silvermarmoset]

hi what's wrong with all of you

[thememedaddy]

[animentality]

[teaboot]

These are Fire Type and Plant Type Pokémon

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[thecollectibles]

Artemis Leading the Hunt — MTG Style by Ivana Abbate

[tofupixel]

a lot can change

made in aseprite

Prints // Merch // Tip Jar // Digital Store // Free Stuff

[pocketsizedpanther]

He can't keep getting away with this 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[gothgleek]

I just love the way his brain works- if anyone ever says fashion isn’t that deep, introduce them to Wisdom Kaye.

[gothgleek]

Actually since I know tumblr hates videos, here’s his explanations (click to enlarge)

[gothgleek]

[gothgleek]

A note from Wisdom Kaye:

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

[apolladay]

If you know the meaning of the word "defenestrate", do you remember how you learned it?

Yes (put it in the tags please I'm curious)

No

I don't know the meaning of the word defenestrate

Voting ended onApr 18

[alicentsgf]

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.