the wall starts comin and it dont stop comin

Kris | 27 | they/them

[wallofshrek]

terraria wall of shrek send post

visit my neocities

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 77

Tomura Shigaraki ( My Hero Academia)

Isabeau (In Stars and Time)

Astarion (Baldur’s Gate 3)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[alcettogo]

this came to me in a vision

[somistyrious]

“Memory of Worse Touch”

C’monnnnn y’all thought I wasn’t gonna do a Bad Touch??? Who do you think I ammmmm? *evil cackles*

[wallofshrek]

fuck it. isabeau propaganda for sexyman contest 2026

i don't think i've seen any isaganda at all actually and i need to change that immediately.

he's got huge mascles and he's super strong. he's actually a major nerd and crazy smart but he pretends to be a himbo. despite the fact that he's generally happy with his transition, there are some things he still doesn't like about himself, and he's not as confident as he likes to come off. so he hides it all behind a dumb jock facade! which he also doesn't like that much.

he also verbalizes keysmashes, loves bad puns, is in love with his best friend, and thinks it's hot when they're acting scary and mean to him. he wants to be a fashion designer, and made siffrin's eyepatch for them! Extremely Tall and also he can beatbox?? apparently???

vote isabeau for tumblr's 2026 sexyman NOW!! (if you want to...)

[siffrin-of-the-day]

Day 208 Frin: The only hope they have left

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Hi I'm here with Jareth propaganda. He is possibly the only man that made me, a lesbian, go "ohhh he's so sexy." It's the raw charisma. David Bowie wears that outfit and ridiculous hair and makes it look like the coolest thing ever.

He's also the goblin king and shamelessly evil, which is very classically tumblr sexyman of him. He's both a sexy man and a sexyman.

Valid

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

If we might take a moment to talk about Howl Movingcastle

For your consideration:

That time he accidentally dyed his hair a weird color and was so melodramatic about it he turned into a puddle of goo

Blanket gremlin avoiding social interaction

Bird monster

The hair floof

Personally I think that last one should be his photo but by all means judge the options as you see fit

Propaganda accepted

[beggars-opera]

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[formerlyanon]

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

[dabouse]

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

[tomboy014]

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

[dabouse]

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

[tomboy014]

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

[kabretoss]

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

[natalieironside]

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

[snkrfnd]

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

[natalieironside]

Thank u for sharing this with us

[neuronary]

"the only difference between a cult and a religion is the scale"

NO. NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS WHAT THE CULTS WANT YOU TO THINK IT IS NOT TRUE. THERE ARE RELIGIONS THAT ARE NOT CULTS AND CULTS THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND YOU MUST LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

[nateconnolly]

Tags by @gaytheist-dyke

[wallofshrek]

something rlly funny about commenting on an isat fic and then realizing every single commenter has a siffrin pfp. myself included.

[the-walkerrr]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[frontmansdefender]

[wallofshrek]

can my boss Please text me back so i can go back to sleep

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga