pretty places

mia grande-butera. • @chmpgnetoast

[neonpinkpaint]

mia -- i design merch for ariana and make art occasionally. when she was osnapitzari on youtube, i tried (and failed) to make many iconic cameo’s. still, she’s the best big sister on the planet. i miss the m&m cookies from publix. tell me your favorite scent from bath and body works @ chmpgnetoast on chats 

[fabledresources]

𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

found that there was a lack of text memes i personally liked, so i figured i’d just make one myself!! feel free to alter whatever you need to make it fit your muses better <3

[ sms ]: i know you don’t know me that well, but i wanted to check in after last night.

[ sms ]: oh, i’ve heard of you! [name] has told me so much about you!

[ sms ]: hi there! we’re number neighbors, what’s your name?

[ sms ]: i swear i’m not ignoring you, i just forget people exist sometimes

[ sms ]: i’m not really a big phone call kind of person,

[ sms ]: this is [receiver’s name], right? it’s [sender’s name] from yesterday!!

[ sms ]: sorry i left in a hurry, something came up…

[ sms ]: good morning! i’ve had three hours of sleep and i’m about to make it everyone else’s problem.

[ sms ]: what do you mean you “fell asleep”, i sent that days ago??

[ sms ]: if you’re not busy, could we hang out today?

[ sms ]: i miss talking to you

[ sms ]: be ready to call 911, i have a stupid idea

[ sms ]: speaking of pretty people, let’s talk about me!!

[ sms ]: today doesn’t feel right without you

[ sms ]: if you don’t reply asap, i’m sending you the bee movie script. all of it.

[ sms ]: it’s 3 am, why are you awake?

[ sms ]: is that a threat or are you flirting with me?

[ sms ]: i want to have breakfast with you for the rest of my life.

[ sms ]: good morning, my [ridiculous and/or sappy pet name]!!

[ sms ]: this date is going horribly, can you call me so i can leave?

[ sms ]: do you want to go with me to the movies tonight?

[ sms ]: my friends don’t like you, but i do.

[ sms ]: you’re lucky you’re cute >:(

[ sms ]: i want you to meet my family, is that alright?

[ sms ]: my parents are already asking when we’re getting married…

[ sms ]: i’m starting to think you’re only dating me for my [pet] :/

[ sms ]: so, how are things with that person you were crushing on?

[ sms ]: you don’t look so good. do you want to get out of here?

[ sms ]: do you need me to come pick you up?

[ sms ]: call me if anything goes wrong, okay?

[ sms ]: [receiver’s name]? i heard what happened, are you alright?

[ sms ]: please call me as soon as possible.

[ sms ]: are you sure that’s for the best?

[ sms ]: putting “lmao” behind a message like that doesn’t make it any less serious,

[ sms ]: i think you need to talk to a therapist.

[ sms ]: will you please tell me what i did wrong?

[ sms ]: can you just pick up the phone?

[ sms ]: stop calling me.

[ sms ]: block my number.

[ sms ]: so are you leaving me on read to be petty, or…

[ sms ]: this isn’t really a conversation to have over text.

[ sms ]: can’t you take a hint? i’m not interested.

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  platonic  ships  are  just  as  important  as  romantic  ones!  so  here’s  some  sentence  starters  for  all  your  friendship  needs!  )

❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ do you think we’re friends in every universe? ❜

❛ you’re interesting and different and i like that. ❜

❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❜

❛ please don’t ever become a stranger. ❜

❛ i like being alone but i’d rather be alone with you. ❜

❛ you’re important to me, you little shit. ❜

❛ i can always count on you. ❜

❛ here, you can borrow my jacket. ❜

❛ i am this close away from strangling you. ❜

❛ no offense, but you look terrible. ❜

❛ do you think we’ll ever stop being friends? ❜

❛ i found this cool rock that made me think of you. ❜

❛ you can sleep over, it’ll be like when we were kids. ❜

❛ here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window. ❜

❛ that sounds dangerous. i’m in! ❜

❛ we’re still friends, right? ❜

❛ i don’t have a date, so do you wanna be my plus one? ❜

❛ i heard you were feeling sick, so i made you some soup. ❜

❛ i already said i’m paying. you can buy next time, okay? ❜

❛ you’re the best, you know that? ❜

❛ i’m not hitting you, it’s called platonic bdsm. ❜

❛ you’re more family to me than my own family is. ❜

❛ because i like you. because you’re my friend. ❜

❛ i feel like i can be myself around you. ❜

❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜

❛ you are literally too stupid to insult. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ who needs them. we can have fun on our own. ❜

❛ you deserve every good thing that comes your way. ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’ve got your back! ❜

❛ you’re like, the strongest person i know. ❜

❛ friends don’t lie. ❜

❛ don’t make me regret giving you the aux cord. ❜

❛ you can come over any time. it’s not a problem. ❜

❛ i’m glad to have met you. ❜

❛ you remember the day we became friends? ❜

❛ i know, i know. i’m the best. ❜

❛ no one hurts you and gets away with it. ❜

❛ because you love me! duh! ❜

❛ why do you keep me around? ❜

❛ you’re not getting rid of me that easily. ❜

❛ what would you do without me, huh? ❜

❛ thanks. i really needed this. ❜

❛ what are best friends for? ❜

[rp-meme-world]

starters for siblings!

sentence starters that give off sibling energy! change pronouns/verbiage as needed! mixture of angsty vs. light-hearted. 

❝ you’re the annoying little brother/sister i never wanted. ❞

❝ you have it so easy. ❞

❝ it isn’t easy being the oldest. ❞

❝ it isn’t easy being the middle child. ❞

❝ it isn’t easy being the youngest. ❞

❝ i never asked to be a twin. ❞

❝ i love you. nothing’s going to change that. you’re stuck with me. ❞

❝ can you be serious for two seconds? ❞

❝ what did you do to piss mom/dad off? ❞

❝ mom/dad wants to talk to you. good luck. ❞

❝ i could never hate you. ❞

❝ i hate you! ❞

❝ you know you love me. ❞

❝ family comes first. always. ❞

❝ mom/dad literally said, “why can’t you be more like ___?” ❞

❝ it doesn’t feel like you’re joking. ❞

❝ mom and dad always liked you better anyway. ❞

❝ you’re the favorite. you know it’s true. ❞

❝ if it wasn’t for you, i wouldn’t have anyone else to blame my mistakes on. ❞

❝ why is it that all the hard work i do, you get the credit for? ❞

❝ it’s like mom and dad don’t even notice me. ❞

❝ i don’t want to be your competition. ❞

❝ you know, i actually do give a shit about you. ❞

❝ i told you so. ❞

❝ you’re not protective, you’re overbearing. ❞

❝ it was your job to protect me. ❞

❝ it was my job to protect you. ❞

❝ you’re all i have left. ❞

❝ i’m not your friend, i’m your brother/sister. ❞

❝ i know it was you! ❞

❝ you drive me insane. ❞

❝ i’m telling! ❞

❝ i won’t tell if you don’t. ❞

❝ your secret is safe with me. you know that. ❞

❝ grow up. ❞

❝ is that my shirt? ❞

❝ i already called shotgun! ❞

❝ you got the front seat last time! ❞

❝ i’ll meet you back at home. ❞

❝ i missed you. ❞

❝ i love you. ❞

❝ of course i trust you. ❞

❝ ooo, can i have a bite? ❞

❝ it’s your turn to do the dishes. ❞

[neonpinkpaint]

lemme know if anyone wants a psl with mia 💖

[neonpinkpaint]

@portobellahadid i love this

[neonpinkpaint]

@ everyone on the cruise

what is the coolest thing you’ve done

[sweetlikeacherry]

unfortunately for everyone I will continue to make a short story long

[neonpinkpaint]

this tumblr free ad reminds me of those infomercials about the Betty Crocker cake molds from like 2005

[neonpinkpaint]

@irlfoxmuldcr i will make this dream a reality and it will be all thanks to you

[neonpinkpaint]

i still can’t believe it’s been 20 years since i was walking back to my mom in the Disney store with an armful of stitch stuffed animals because i had just seen lilo and stitch and needed all of them

[neonpinkpaint]

@bunnymxxn pickle lemonade sounds so interesting. where did you try it?

[neonpinkpaint]

I hope all of you are having the best time on the cruise!!

[neonpinkpaint]

@stickeromen hi, I’m okay! How are you? What has the most interesting part of your day?

[neonpinkpaint]

propel water really changed my life

[jadcnlapointe]

— #𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐘.

get this… then she walked away, i didn’t get her name?? i can’t explain the look on her face 😢😢😢 she wore a sweater in summer weather 💦💦💦 she wore a sweater it was funeral grey :///

↳ hi i’m awsten & i’m not dead yet. hmu over at @ripfroggo to pay respects. 

[neonpinkpaint]

how are we feeling about the casino tournament…..i, for one, will be studying all the things today