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[neothebean]

This hotel has the creepiest hallways outside of The Shining

[neothebean]

Btw, I did indeed buy the 200 tiny flamingos, along with a little pouch I can keep them in as I leave them around lol

Figured this convention was a fun place to start with them ;p

[kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon]

German trailer for The Thing (1982).

[gobusto]

[neothebean]

Tomorrow morning I leave for my first ever business conference, and I'll be there until Friday afternoon

I have to drive two hours and fifteen minutes each way, but my room and all my meals are paid for, AND I get paid my normal hours. And I get to have a couple of free evenings to write and/or nap lol

[neothebean]

Using my left hand to draw some little guys that I doodle when I'm bored. Right handed examples below lol

[bisonwares]

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

[neothebean]

The daily question on Finch today was, "How do you feel about a friend who is always a little late?" And let me tell you, it felt very hypocritical of me to answer, "It's fine :/" considering I'm the friend who is always late lmao

[mammalianmammals]

A very confused and rather upset Northern California Pocket Gopher (Megascapheus leticeps), family Geomyidae, on the beach in Crescent City, CA, USA

photographs by Paxon Kale CC

[lutraviolet]

more guys

[ieafy]

friendly neighbourhood Skitty

[tsalala]

Young male leopard seemingly in deep thought.

AndBeyond Kirkman’s Kamp, South Africa Photograph and caption by Dylan Pons

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[ispyspookymansion]

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

[neothebean]

What is the truth, Weather.com

[celestial-h4ze]

I MISSED BOBLIN WEEK 😭😭 I love them genuinely SO friggin much

[birdandmoon]

Female birds with confusing names.

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[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.