I've Never Betrayed Anyone In My Life

Denver. He/Him. 30. FKA denvarte & rudebiboy. Don’t get too attached I’m literally a blonde man.

[phrear2]

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

[miraclemaya]

stealing a pushie from you and a week later i send you a video of your plushie doing a cross eyed double peace sign and reading off a peace of paper about how it doesn't care about you anymore and loves me

[markatoto]

we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

why

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Horse of Will

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[teathattast]

[worldsokayestdragon]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wwhat's going on here I don't like it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[brucebocchi]

[sacred-portal]

[shocklabrynth]

being attracted to bald or balding men is inherently pedophilic because it brings to mind the hairless head of a newborn baby

[kaftan]

#realshit

[camelidae]

Itchy, itchy~

[ouroborosorder]

you can find chort in the clyteum

[ouroborosorder]

[tokidokifish]

[segamascott]

smash

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i've always believed the fixation on 'mean girls' specifically is because it's a violation of gender roles first and foremost--a 'mean boy' in high school is a regular high schooler. the internet isn't ready for this take yet though so be careful

[hajohinta]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[everyteenager4free1]