[segamascott]

[freenos]

Hear me out....Athena didn't say anything about this

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

[gardnerhill]

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

[l0verseyes]

plushie son or nendoroid daughter

[7dmom]

Sorry we don't talk any more. You said something 24 months And 17 days ago around noon when cancer was in the sky that implied the evil in your heart. I could have fixed you but I didn't because low key I don't need that megative energy in my life anymore. The evil is still in you btw.

[primordialcell]

i feel like scary standing water and i want to feel like a river or at least a creek

[miquellakind]

raise your hand if youve been poisoned. you can't move your arm? cough if youve been poisoned.

[worlds-largest-juice-container]

My new two sentence horror

"Hello, my name is fred"

unfortunately the rest of his name was d. fazbear

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[blondebrainpowered]

Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England

[seren-starlight]

I have radar. It's like gaydar but for Ra

[altaring]

Every time you are at ease while being misunderstood your cells improve nutrient absorption by 10%

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[coughloop]

it doesnt get better than this

[hazelsmazecave]

?

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships