stop inventing– stop inventing.

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WHY ME? (CARCAR) [e] [4.6k] on tumblr

Carlos wakes him up with filthy noises and a sloppy sloppy blow job, tries to say 'Buenos días' to him while he's actively taking Oscar down to the hilt; plump lips contorting around Oscar's base as he attempts to form the words—straining to get them out properly through spit and flesh, all while his throat spasms beautifully around the length he refuses to take out.

He looks up at Oscar after, big brown eyes widening as soft tears leak out.

Fuck.

[notforpenance]

chapter 4 of exposure therapy is out C:

that's my oscar (rabbit hybrid) x carlos (fox hybrid) fic where oscar is convinced carlos wants to eat him (cuz fox) but carlos just thinks he's hot and wants to date him, if you are interested!

[magnificentbirb]

a man of many expressions

[sleevebuscemii]

the most chronically online delusional untouched by grass rpfer is leaps and bounds more normal about athletes’ interpersonal relationships than your average sports reporter

[laura1633]

Max I think we might need the double luck back

[swagmonster63]

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

[alexturntable]

[neptunescore]

I’m fucking CRYINGGGG G

[bitingdrivers]

great day to be a hater

[leftneb]

charles is such a stable part in my life rn I love how consistently he suffers

[kittenkeke]

Fans of Michael Schumacher watch the Japanese Grand Prix. Mika Häkkinen won, claiming his first Formula One title | Kerpen, Germany | 1998

[lucinatural]

I aspire to your levels of McLaren haterism

my helpful guide

[nicorosberger]

!!! LITTLE NICO!!! (also i love that you can see his reflection in the glass photo frame 😭🫶)

[neptunescore]

I’ve been barely engaging in f1 spaces but sometimes as I watch my New Sport and play dolls with my New Characters I find myself caressing a window pane and thinking forlornly about my dead wife Sebastian Vettel

[disarmd]

would he fuck his clone

charles: absolutely intends to fuck his own clone but his clone then also tries to fuck him???? and he's not doing that. they end up trying to play chess but they get so mad the trash the entire hotel room.

oscar: would say he wouldn't, no. alone in a room with his clone they somehow end up in an argument about tire compounds. when asked about the experience afterwards, oscar says he had a great time.

max: yes. "maybe i'm fucking my clone right now," he says, waggling his eyebrows. but we can see that you're not? "actually because of course if there are clones there might be two of me and obviously those would be the ones fucking right now."

george: he'd say yes with such conviction that you really thought they were inventing new kinds of sex but in fact they just stared at each other and jerked themselves off.

lewis: "ha ha i don't know man, that's kind of crazy." he sort of means to fuck his own clone but they end up getting naked and having a really long conversation instead and afterwards lewis says it was the best night of his life.

carlos: says he would not, but absolutely does. he never tells anyone but he thinks about it every day. sometimes he jerks off in front of the mirror and pretends his clone is still here.

franco: obviously. they mean for it just to be the two of them but they each accidentally pick up two women on the way back to their hotel room and it ends up being an orgy but they crawl their way through the bodies and find each other.

alex: "i mean, you have to say yes, right? i think, if we're being honest, everyone would." but then when they try to kiss, alex is like, that's not the way i kiss. and other alex is like, i would never do that weird thing with my hand, and time runs out before any clothes come off.

lando: yes. they're literally still going at it. he's missed the last three grand prix.

[bikesheds]

I like to imagine they've thought about each other like this at least once

[maxterclass]

Miami 2026

[mxverst]

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