Who's this person?

Oh it's that boring gal who likes things. That's okay then.

[teathattast]

[thestorieswesay]

god it's all so true

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

Da vinci? Trite

Michelangelo? Mediocre

Picasso? Uninspired

None can match my peerless talent.

[its-not-a-pen]

i forgot what this video was about and immediately burst out laughing. throwback to my most beautifullest rats

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[songthecloudsings]

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[bugshroom]

my mind palace is not up to code

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[memeuplift]

[atomicwrongs]

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

[atomicwrongs]

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

[curlicuecal]

Important question for tumblr

What about bathrooms?

Which is more unsettling: lots of dolls staring at you in a bathroom, or one doll staring at you in a bathroom

[proserpine-in-phases]

if there are any dolls at all in the bathroom I am turning around and leaving and never coming back

[solluxisms]

Curlie, I thought you were asking “is it more unsettling to have one bath in a room, or multiple baths?” As a result, my reply to you earlier must have seemed completely incoherent. My apologies.

[curlicuecal]

Honestly if someone was like “this is my bathroom” and it was just a room full of bathtubs I would not know what to do with myself

[rosstmcd]

Not too long ago there was a post circulating of an AI-drawn houseplan that had three tubs in one of the several bathrooms.

[poopemoji]

im dizzy from laughing at this image

[maxbytes]

no fucking way it wasn’t original character this whole time 😭

[raythebiguy]

Rip to the “leshawna ball original character” believers

[nyctosaurid]

did it work

THE VERY FIRST STAR TREK SLASH FIC PUBLISHED

“A Fragment out of Time”, published in 1974. Kirk / Spock. page 1 page 2

I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER

[catbountry]

This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.

[cylonqueen]

Your grandma wrote this on her Commodore 64.

[strike-team-delta]

I miss my Commodore 64

[stoplookingup]

Oh my dear, sweet children. The Commodore 64 came out in 1982. This was produced on a typewriter and probably mimeographed. And while it may seem funny now, it took more courage to write and distribute this than you will ever  know.

[athelind]

Reblogged for that last comment.

[gokuma]

respect your elders

[ohfreckle]

Children, in the olden days fanfiction was written on a typewriter, copied and sent by snail mail. Getting one one of those letters from across the world was every bit as exciting as getting a notification that your favorite writer posted a new fic.

[berlynn-wohl]

It’s been said before, but the fact that this fic begins with the dialogue assertion “We’re by no means setting a precedent” is endlessly amusing to me.

Diane Marchant changed all our lives. May she rest in peace.

[prokopetz]

The precedent line is especially amusing when you bear in mind that “A Fragment Out of Time” is not only the first Star Trek slashfic to be published in a widely distributed magazine: it’s believed by some to be the first slashfic of any kind to be widely published.

[ralfmaximus]

In 1974 it was illegal to send pornography through the USPS. So distributing fic like this via mailed newsletter was literally dangerous. And they knew it.

[c3rvida3]

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

[itsbasil]

[karzahnii]

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

[karzahnii]

new website, same internet (part 2)

[rhysand-vs-fenrys]

Breaking News: Number of Notes ≠ Verification!

[unclefather]

[superepicchan]

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[tearlessrain]

actually caring about the rights and safety of children is so stressful right now because a large amount of the time I'm sitting there internally screaming "THAT'S WORSE. THAT POLICY IS GOING TO ACTIVELY CAUSE HARM TO CHILDREN YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE." and nobody cares because it's not actually about protecting children but the thing is children actually do need more protection very badly, just not like that. REALLY not like that. and the things that would actually protect children (education, greater personal autonomy, access to knowledge and resources that don't hinge on their parents being willing/able to provide them) would give adults less absolute power over them and that upsets too many people who see children as status symbols and tools and extensions of themselves.

[only-cat-memes]