chaos

Jordan, 19 and an all around mess of a human

[rubychocolatechips-deactivated2]

Wanda: I give up. I am so tired. Stephen: Get the emergency supply! Wong: *carries Y/n and places them in front of Wanda* Y/n: *smiles* Wanda: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[milesmorahles]

Must a movie have a plot?? Is it not enough to watch an overpowered witch go on an insane murder spree to try and get her kids back while a magic man and a lesbian try and stop her?

[bonbon-xo]

He works so hard! 🐸💚

[satyriconmp3-deactivated2023050]

a better question would be which is the worst vegetable. and the answer is peas everyone can go home now

[satyriconmp3-deactivated2023050]

cucumber haters in the tags going in the deepest pit of hell do you hear yourself.. pathetic

[cupcakesandrainbowsxoxo-deactiv]

Some friendly reminders!! Take care of yourselves little ones💕

[tattoosingarishhues]

[livstarlight]

Yelena *EXISTS*

MEANWHILE KATE:

[lazy-cat-corner]

I miss this bitch calling me a broke ass skank who could never hold down a relationship. :(

[benditlikekorra]

[90svoorhees-deactivated20230616]

Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

[dumbassacademia]

why don’t you go dip a hunk of bread into a bowl of hot homemade soup and maybe you’ll calm down buddy

[lazy-cat-corner]

Loki: Pledge your loyalty to me and I’ll give you what you need.

Citizen: Universal healthcare?

Loki: You don’t have that?

Citizen: Meal services for low income households?

Loki: [gasp]

Citizen: Free dental and vision care?

Loki: Isn’t that covered by healthcare?

Citizen: Increase the minumum wage every year?

Loki: They don’t already do that?

Citizen: Fund reservations?

Loki: Eye-

Peter: Free college textbooks?

Loki trying not to cry: Oh, you poor things!

[marvelously-incorrect-decisions]

#what if loki featuring a poor peter parker who needs to pay for school supplies#if loki took over midgard and promised all that#not only would I pledge my loyalty but I would worship him like the second coming of christ and pray to a shrine made to him#he would wake up to texts from me like ‘morning overlord 😘 another beautiful day to be ruled! how do you like your eggs? - @lazy-cat-corner

[lazy-cat-corner]

Yes, you’re right. For some reason I imagined him saying this in New York (even tho i think he first said that in Germany but since I don’t know German politics…) and imagined a queue of disgruntled New Yorkers complaining all their personal problems. 😂

[woulddieforloki]

no that's even better is Loki takes over the US with these promises and he just kinda expects his rule to keep expanding when he tries to help the other countries only to find out that a lot of other countries don't have these problems and he's like "... now what do I do"

[lazy-cat-corner]

Loki when he learns about the UN and NATO

[funnyandwittyname]

Lil Nas X does what people think Harry Styles does

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.

[teafrompari]

my favourite scene now

[jonsnowhite]

wanda didn’t really have to kidnap an entire town she could have posted an ad saying “do you want to live in an utopistic sit-com with no worries because everything is being handled by me? xoxo scarlet witch” and i would have said yes. 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I appreciate Wanda for putting her Titties-Out Corset on just to tell the government to go fuck themselves, very inspirational of her