I don't want to be another Social Casualty

Whatever I feel like posting in that moment.

[pleasepongo]

Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

[fight-0ff-yourdem0ns]

U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

[death-list-five]

Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

[calamity-cain]

God bless this post pls share it far & wide

[thenerdyconundrum]

Wow didn’t know any of th that

[live4love137-deactivated2019082]

it’s not only america, you guys are complaining you had a shitty sex ed? well I had none, not even half a lesson on this shit so yeah

#sex ed is important you guys are just idiots for not teaching us

[lizzibennet]

i hate boys and their nice hands and their fucking nice as fuck shoulders. hate them.

[lavendersheetmask]

….anyways i’m sick of being ugly

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

Hispanic= Spanish speaking

Latino= From latinamerica

A peruvian is latino and hispanic, a Colombian is latino and hispanic.

Someone from Brazil is latino but not hispanic

Someone from spain is hispanic but not latino

[mirab3lle]

I completely thought those were synonyms, thank

[higgylikes-blog]

Reblog to save a life

[mayalaen]

I’ve been asked many times what someone should look for when trying to find a good artist. The best way you can do this is to look at their portfolio, whether it’s in a book at their shop or online. If they don’t have good work in their portfolio, they’re probably not good artists.

The shop may be clean, the people there might be nice, and the design they draw up for you might be exactly what you want, but if your artist doesn’t stand up to the points listed above, then you’re going to get a bad tattoo.

It’s okay to walk into a shop, talk with an artist for a while, and decide you don’t want a tattoo from them. Even if the artist has a bad attitude about it or tries to convince you to just let them do it, remember this is going to be on your body for the rest of your life.

[unforth-ninawaters-deactivated2]

This is fucking fantastic thank you!!

[supervillainny]

So important. I had an apprentice tattoo me once without any supervision - wound up with a blurry tattoo, and a messed up tendon for a while after >:(

[thekhoolhaus]

In No Particular Order Things I Need:

1: Attention 2: An Orgasm 3: $10,000,000 4: True Love

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

[rollinthunderr-deactivated20220]

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: 4 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

hey guys guess what it’s been 2 years since the pumpkins and 

we’re still each other’s biggest fans

[broadwayandtvshowsallthetime]

Omg this is the cutest story 😍

[golgibodi]

THE TAG ON THE FIRST POST SAID HER ROOMMATE HAD A HUGE thing for him what HAPPENED!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

my roommate the time had a serious boyfriend of a few years and tried to tell me i couldn’t date howard. turns out she wasn’t the greatest friend and i didn’t need that kind of negativity in my life. so i got a new roommate. Howard. 

that’s what happened 

[bellygangstaboo]

I am deceased

[bellygangstaboo]

minor update:

[enbyriot]

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[skagra9482]

The coming weeks could decide if I’ll suffer neglect my whole life

An accident left me reliant on 24 hr care.

To receive compensation, I must attend CRUCIAL medicolegal assessments.

LESS THAN 1 HOUR LEFT to raise $1250 for paramedic transport to the assessments. Otherwise, I could suffer LIFE-THREATENING NEGLECT throughout my ENTIRE LIFE.

$50 received so far, $1200 to be raised within LESS THAN 1 HOUR. PLEASE HELP ME.

I’m suing for compensation for an accident that left me PERMANENTLY BEDBOUND for life.  [Medical reports]

My health relies on 24 hour care that the government has steadfastly refused to fund.

I also have NO FAMILY SUPPORT due to my father’s domestic violence.

I could suffer severe dehydration if carers aren’t paid to provide food/water to my bed;

Without paid cleaning, I would lose my tenancy. Homelessness could kill me

Compensation is now my ONLY chance to live with dignity.

But unless I pay for paramedic transport to medicolegal assessments, I could lose my case.

1 local trip could cost ~$1452. A trip across the city would cost $4000+.

These fees must be raised through strict daily goals.

Delays could: lose my compensation case, and require me to pay $20,000+ in Defendant’s legal fees. It would also RUIN THE REST OF MY LIFE.

***PLEASE DONATE HERE*** Automatic counter must reach: at least $50,191 AUD To exclude previous donations that have been spent.

Funds raised are managed on behalf of the recipient by The Developing Foundation (ABN 58903560400)

[skagra9482]

**LESS THAN 1 HOUR LEFT to raise another $1200.** **LESS THAN 1 HOUR LEFT to raise another $1200.** **LESS THAN 1 HOUR LEFT to raise another $1200.**

I am ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of losing this compensation case. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life relying on donations. I NEVER AGAIN want to live in fear of DYING from dehydration or HOMELESSNESS. Losing this court case would UTTERLY DESTROY THE REST OF MY LIFE.

I am begging and pleading for your help.

PLEASE DONATE HERE (Counter target: $50,191 AUD)

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

STEM major: hey good luck on finals

liberal arts major: yeah you too

that one white dude who wears shorts when it’s 30 degrees outside: it’s not even that cold lol I feel fine what’s the big deal

[united-ireland]

and that dude? was a business major

[nerd-pocalypse]

teaching biology to gen z kids: menstruation is when the uterus says "this bitch empty" and "yeets" the endometrium out of the body

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we want to solve the gender equality issues, then we need to start with the pants. Women deserve pockets just as much as anyone else.

[just-shower-thoughts]

New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

[thyrell]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[kirikatachibana]

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

[yyunglame]

how he gon ask me for all I got

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We leak celebrity nude photos, but what would be more helpful is if we leaked PDF versions of college textbooks