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stuckonmain

2012 Donnie x reader Incorrect Quotes

Got a request to do a Donnie version of this Raph x reaader post, so here it is lol

Side note, I did this with 2012 Dee in mind, but most versions should work fine.

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(Y/N): I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Donnie: Wow. They sound stupid.

(Y/N): But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Donnie: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

(Y/N): I guess you’re right. Hey Donnie, I love you.

Donnie: See! Just say that!

(Y/N): Holy fucking shit.

Donnie: If that flies over their head then, sorry (Y/N), but they're too dumb for you.

(Y/N): Donnie.

stuckonmain

2012 Raph x reader Incorrect Quotes

Uhm...mostly, that is. There's a few that are just random TMNT 2012 incorrect quotes. This was very fun for me. Might do it again sometime if the mood strikes.

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(Y/N), skipping rocks on a lake with Raph: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Raph: Yeah, it is.

Raph: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

sadakorosee

Bed Rest

Summary: Reader is 32 weeks pregnant. Leo and Raph's story takes place at Vern's party while Donnie and Mikey's story takes place in the lair. I was out of ideas.

(l/s/o) - leo's s/o

(r/s/o) - raph's s/o

(d/s/o) - donnie's s/o

(m/s/o) - mikey's s/o

j-nope-not-today

Could I request the tmnt boys being territorial with their s/o, as in their primal turtle instinct to compete/fight off other males is still there, even if they don't fully realise it?

TMNT being territorial with s/o

A/n: Hey! Thanks so much for requesting!! So sorry it took so long to do 😞 I feel this has some yandere ish vibes but I could be wrong

Raphael

You were just trying to have a nice conversation with one of your guy friends

And here comes Raphael as soon as he noticed

He shoved him as he walked past and just glared at him as he came to stand by your side.

"Raph aren't you going to say sorry?"

"No. He was in my way..You should come help me with uh..yeah."

Doesn't even finish his sentence he just picks you up and walks away with you.

Probably takes you to his lil workout area and just starts bench pressing or smth to redirect his anger

"You okay Raph?"

"Yeah..I don't know what happened..I just didn't like that you were talkin' to him."

Just give the boy hugs and love and if it happens again pull him away to exercise

Otherwise he's going to absolutely crush the guy talking to you..your his and he doesn't want to share.

Leonardo

You catch him glaring at you from across the room

Bc how dare you be talking to that insignificant speck when you could be talking to him?

He's gonna try so hard not to be rude or say something but it's so hard for him

Because your so pretty and he doesn't want anyone to steal you from him

So eventually if you don't notice his glare and go to him

He'll go to you and wrap you up in his arms and glare at the guy your talking to until he goes away

Once he does he's gonna kiss all over your face

Luckily for you he's level headed and knows to stay calm..but it wouldn't have turned out nicely if he touched you

Donatello

This is unbelievable..who does this guy think he is?

Probably just finds something to draw your attention to him

Either that or he's pulling you away because you absolutely have to see this cool thing I just made

What do you mean where is it?

He wants you to look at him and pay attention to him and talk to him

He understands why he's territorial but he can't help it..your his

He absolutely will not share you or let you be taken by someone else

Bc your his and his only and only he could live you the way you deserve

Michelangelo

????

He's so confused why your not listening to him

You were just in front of him a second ago.

But there he sees you talking to some..guy.

Oooh boy. The glare he sends your way

Not at you though..but he hopes that guy can feel his eyes burning through his skull

Most likely he's going to walk right up and intervene in your conversation

"Hey angel cakes where did you go? Who's he."

No question at the end he wants that guy to leave you alone bc he wants to take up your time and your on Mikey time rn

Will in fact pick you up and walk away if the guy keeps trying to talk with you

"Come on angel cakes we have better things to do."

justalilwriterblog-archive-deac

Raph rolling his shoulders will be the death of me.

fictionalmenmistress

BIG boy 😏😏😏

teenage-mutant-ninja-freak

Hey how would the boys react to their 🍆 not getting hard while in a very heated makeout like there girl is begging him to put it in but he can't. Would they make an excuse? Like how about we try this or that instead so they don't find out

ok this one is interesting, again sorry it's taken me so long

Leo

so you guys are making out and it's getting pretty heated

there's grinding, there's a little hair pulling and nipping at each other's skin with your teeth

and you're so ready

but Leo kind of seems distracted

so you ask if he's alright and he brushes it off and kisses you harder

so clothes are coming off now but Leo still has his underwear on

and you're begging him to just put it in

like whining and mewling that you want him so bad

so he flips you over so you can't see him and you feel like little movements coming from him

you look over to see and he's jerking it, but it's still soft....

"babe, everything alright?" you ask

he looks down so defeated

"It's just not going to work tonight"

he sounds so pissed at himself, bless him

he can't even look you in the eye

you wrap your arms around his neck and hug him close

you tell him how it['s fine and it happens to the best of us

he's probs just got other stuff on his mind that's getting in the way

he still feels bad

but then he gets a naughty look him his eye

"Leo, what are you looking at me like that for?"

"Well, just 'cause I can't get it up doesn't mean we can't do anything"

*enter: the bag of toys*

after a good half an hour of having a vibrator stuck to your clit and moaning loud enough for all of New York to hear, he's pretty rock hard

and the fun starts all over again

Raph

ok so Raph has you on his lap and is trailing hickies all down your neck and collar bones

just covering you in little love bites to show that you're his

and you're so ready for him

you just want him inside of you already

so you take off your underwear and throw yourself down on the bed with a "give me your worst" which makes him chuckle

but then he goes silent and turns away

"Everything ok, Raph?"

"Yeah, yeah, baby. It's just....I promised Mikey I'd spot him in a workout right about now and the poor sucker in probably in the gym wondering where I am"

you tell him Mikey can wait another 10 minutes, but you can't

he loves the enthusiasm but tells you he's gotta go

leaving you unsatisfied and very confused, Raph never turns down sex, like ever

later that night you try and get him into the mood again but he seems preoccupied

finally you confront him

he holds his head in his hands and tells you

"I'm sorry, it just...It wouldn't work. I don't know what's wrong with me! It just wouldn't get hard."

you smile and give him a big kiss

"Baby, you should have told me. I have a few tricks for when that happens"

then you get down on your knees and show him what he was missing out on when he ran away earlier

he's very thankful to have you

Mikey

so clothes are already off, lube is on the night stand and you are more than ready for whatever Mikey has in store for tonight

his head rises from between your legs

he always loves to go down on you to get you warmed up for what's coming next

but then he looks down at him own member and goes "huh, that's weird"

you ask what's up and he replies

"Normally the little guy is standing at attention by now. Maybe he's feeling shy?"

he tries to proceed normally but it keeps slipping out and won't go in properly and it's just a bad idea

after about 5 minutes he gives up on that idea

"sorry, honeybun. My guy is out"

but that doesn't mean the night is over

it just means that you end up sitting on his face for the next hour or so, until you can't kneel without losing your balance your legs are shaking so much

then he just wants to cuddle

good thing about Mikey is he isn't a selfish lover at all

he's actually super giving

so if he can't get it up, he's just going to make sure you have a good time and that's enough for him

Donnie

so you and Donnie have retired to his room

by which I mean you were going pretty hot and heavy in the living room but you didn't want to get caught so he carried you into his bedroom

and things are heated to say the least

you're down to just your underwear and so is he

and you're rubbing up against him and grinding and doing all the things you know that he loves

he lies you back down on the bed and says he'll be one second before running off to the bathroom

after about 5 minutes you wonder what's up and go to check on him

through the door he sort of stutters

"umm, small delay in tonight's plans"

when he comes out, you notice what he's talking about

normally he'd have a tent in his pants by now but there's nothing there

"I don't know if it's stress or that I had too much to drink or that this was all pretty spur of the moment or something else" he starts to word vomit, clearly a little embarrassed

you take his face in your hands, standing on your tip toes to reach

"love, it's ok. It happens"

your calm eyes tell him he shouldn't feel bad, even though he still does a little

you lead him back to the bed and cuddle up close to him, running your fingers across his chest

"maybe tomorrow?" he says hopefully

"Maybe tomorrow" you repeat

then you both fall asleep, curled up and limbs intertwined, holding each other

lets just say he doesn't have the same problem tomorrow night

which he is very happy about

moxfirefly

Can you do #46 for Raphael?

I most certainly can!

"They're gonna hear us." "Then I guess you better be quiet."

Rated Explicit (18+ only)

moxfirefly

11. “sit on my face immediately”

and

19. “i’m sorry i keep staring, but you’re really the hottest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life and i don’t know what to do about it”

with raph and female reader. thx<3

Listen I feel like it’s been a hot minute since I gave Raph some love so why not! (I’ve got a bunch of prompts and I’m getting to them slowly but surely friends do not fret!)

So yes, let’s get it.

Rated Explicit (18+ only)

thelostandforgottenangel

Do you think I could get a fic where Bay vers Raph has a s/o who he never knew was depressed from years of being their family's therapist and learned to hide their feelings (doesn't even cry over sad movies or sad situations) then one day they just break down because they can't cope with carrying around everyone else's problems as well as theirs and its the first time they've ever cried infront of Raph. Thanks in advance by the way 😊

You know you can @kaceelou3 I'm sorry in advance for the wait completely forgot to answer it after I finished typing the fic up. This one hit me in the heart

Raphael had shown up over an hour ago fuming and immediately went off on the venting session he needed after the week he had experienced without really easing into it with a bit of small talk or giving her a kiss

Just gotten her up from the bed with all his slamming around at two in the morning and went off telling her what all he had to put up with so focused on his own anger he didn’t see the puffy red eyes that were now watching him from the tired woman

Being in such a rage he had never considered the fact that she had text him earlier that she had one of the roughest days and was going to go to bed early instead of going to see him at the lair just needing the time to recharge even if she didn’t tell him that part

She hadn’t slept at all just laid in her bed awake like the last two days thinking on what was troubling her in the silent darkness of her home until she heard his angry voice calling her name

He had came to her upset because she hadn’t shown up when he needed her the most voicing how he didn’t understand why she would have ditched him when she was the only one that he trusted like this and he had came because he knew she would listen

There was no way to see it but the massive male’s words tore her down as she took them the wrong way and unleashed what he could have never known was heavy on her heart making her fall silent

No matter the time of day or middle of the night Raph knew if he showed up even if she was tired the woman would make her a hot drink and sit there while he bitched or complained and that was one of the many things that made him love her

He never asked about it but knew she listened to everyone if they needed it

He wasn’t the only one who came to the woman if he needed to vent more then once he had shown up and she was on the phone with her parents who told her all about the problems they were having marriage wise or not, her sibling(s) calling to yell over something or another, relatives that couldn’t bother just to call to say hi somehow knew her ear was always open and would just unleash their problems on her, all her friends hell even his brothers came to her if they needed to talk

Whoever needed it she would sit and listen only weighing in when they asked her opinion but no matter how emotional they got she stayed with the same neutral expression as if it never bothered her

In fact Raph had started to see unlike most women she was as calm as could be, always smiling and cracking jokes if only to make somebody’s day, always going out of her way to make him and his family happy

He could vaguely remember the night he slipped in the window to hear one of her family members crying having just found out somebody on her father’s side had died but she was so calm letting the person cry out their grief even being yelled at for not caring until they had hung up, having thought she would break down but she just sat there for the longest

If was a bit later that he got to hear she had been really close to the deceased person but that she hadn’t seen them in years due to family issues before turning with that bright smile asking him what was wrong as if the news had not affected her at all

He might not have been the most observant but having known the woman for a few years he did notice a few other things that might have bothered him had he really thought on it more then

But then there was her smile; that disarming everything was okay smile she could so easily bring out that made him never question her

So tonight when he was just fuming, yelling, and spilling his troubles on her pacing the room the quickest glance started to bring out things the turtle hadn’t noticed an hour before like her place was a disaster from her not cleaning up, the table was stacked up with bags of food, mail, and little misfit items of everything she had brought in over the last week she hadn’t seen him

On the next pass of his pacing he could just see that she hadn’t done dishes in a while still talking and turning on her when she hadn’t responded to his question which almost had him exploding all over again thinking she was ignoring him but the sight had left him completely stunned and a bit frightened

There on the couch right where she usually was sat his girlfriend sobbing her eyes out

And not just a stray tear… no she was red in the face with the most pained expression, both cheeks soaked from the tears pouring down her face, and trying to stay quiet struggling to pull herself together only for them to gain volume when she realized he had seen

It left him shocked and backpedaling to make sure he hadn’t said anything to hurt her feelings, once he realized it hadn't been him his soft teddy bear side kicked in

All to soon he was there kneeling in front of her calling her name as she pulled into herself trying to hide her loss of control having taught herself years ago not to let others see her fall apart wiping her face telling him to continue trying to force that smile but he couldn’t remember why he had been complaining as her smile broke

Every ounce of his anger and frustration just melted into a puddle of insignificant nothingness as he watched a sight he recognized now that he had never seen

Raphael had never seen her cry in all the time he had known her; not even once so for the first time in his life he didn’t know what to do to help her

Of all the times she had gotten bad news; losing the dream job she had worked so hard to get because they had to let go of a few employees, the night he had shown up and she had told him her beloved cat Sierra had been killed by her family’s dog who had broken through the gate and somehow got into the house, being yelled at for something that wasn’t her fault by her family … he had never seen her break down

Not even that time they had made it a goal to watch every sad cheesy chick flick movie ever made last summer where her and Mikey watched way too many with way too much popcorn where his brother would be crying his eyes out she didn’t even flinch…

Hell he might have even teared up during a few of them when she dragged him to watch with her like ‘Marley and Me’, ‘My Dog Skip’, and of course ‘You Before Me’ which had hit him so hard Raph had spent the next three days just following his girlfriend around loving on her

That wasn’t who he was looking at now

His gentle touch had her crying even harder when asked if she was okay, of course like all the other times he had asked that upon noticing she didn’t react to something he got the same response ‘I’m Fine’

This time he didn’t accept that answer picking her up in his arms before moving to hold the woman shushing her as she choked out her pain into his chest

“I got ya baby… I got ya it’s okay now I got ya”

He could hear her swearing she was fine but the turtle now knew different asking her what was wrong because he hated seeing her so upset but she never responded to him just laid on him and cried

After all this, of all the times he had come in to witness her taking a verbal lashing from her family and taking on the weight that wasn’t hers to hold for everyone else, he wondered why? Why did she bother listening to everyone when nobody sat there to listen to her?

Why did she listen to him ranting and raving when it never dawned on the turtle to do the same for her, the thought that his pretty girlfriend might have never had anyone to vent to over her own troubles had never even came to mind

Sure she had never asked but – she shouldn’t have had to ask to be heard from anyone least of all her own boyfriend he should have been able to understand from his point of view like him maybe there were days she needed to let off steam

He didn’t have to be Donnie to see from her emotional state, the way her home looked, even the unkempt appearance he hadn’t seen until she broke that something was really wrong

She wasn’t just down – this was full on depressed and the girl had gotten too good at hiding it

The next time he asked her what was wrong it was in the softest tone he could muster caressing her face so gently it was like he had took a massive sledge hammer to the dam she had built around her, she unleashed all the bottled up feelings of her own she had been holding in for years it wasn’t until he was listening that he noticed thorough out their relationship she had never talked to him like this

He couldn’t remember a time when they had just sat and talked that he wasn’t putting his problems on her like everyone in her life had and over the years she must have just grown to think that was her roll with her family and friends; never talking herself just listening for those who needed it-

He couldn’t imagine what that pressure must have felt like after this long

He sat there all night being her rock; strong and supportive until the sun came up not speaking for once paying attention to everything he had never known about the woman in his arms

Things maybe nobody else in the world knew

The turtle listened for so long it was like he was meeting her all over again everything about her just seemed new, being the ear she desperately needed until she suddenly fell quiet in his lap moments after the sun had come up and drifted through the window looking down to see she had fallen asleep on him

The chuckle that left his chest was soft as he petted her stained cheek, kissing her head as he picked her up and took the exhausted woman to bed laying his girl down and tucking her in before going back to her living room looking over the mess

Sending his family a message to let them know he was fine but wasn’t coming home today was all they needed to know because it was obvious where he would be, the next message was only to Donnie needing his brother to send him everything on depression to help him understand so he could be better for his woman in hopes of this never happened again

Even though his not the cleanliest person in his own room he took great care in cleaning the whole apartment making sure when she did wake up there was nothing to burden her and she could just relax with him

Everything was put in its place off the table setting it so they could eat later even placing a flower arrangement he had gotten her when she moved into the new building at the center with a little love note

Next every dish was done and dried before being placed in her cabinets setting her mug beside her little kettle knowing she’d need a drink later, her laundry was left in the dryer as he finally went back to the bedroom slowly slipping in under the covers beside her smirking as he pulled her to lay against him but he wouldn’t sleep

He lay at her side watching over his mate for most of the day or reading over the stuff Donnie had sent until her eyes fluttered open whispering the softest good morning as she looked around before realizing he was still there, she started apologizing as the incident came crashing back but he just shook his head making her lay down rubbing shapes over her back

For the most part he was going to make her rest so her butt would either be in bed with him or on the couch watching TV

Today she was going to be treated like a queen; everything from a soothing bath with all her candles to him making her food before he will be letting her watch any movie she wishes

At least two things were going to change though and Raph made sure she knew it

The woman needed somebody to talk to and the least he could do was be there to do the same, and even though she was going to argue he would also be making sure she was taking care of herself like she took care of them

After seeing how much she carried on her shoulders at least twice a week if not more he was going to be coming over to give her time to vent, if she didn’t want too there would be no pressure they would just sit and chat on her day; but from now on he wanted her to tell him things

thelostandforgottenangel

Sorry if this wasn't what you pictured I did my best

turtlesbythebay

Reader giving the boys lap dances? Teasing them while in the privacy of their room?

>:3c

Keep reading

aurora-the-kunoichi

turtle-babe83-deactivated202409

Fuck yes!!! @exovapor @the-second-circle-of-shell @kokokatsworld @nittleboo @tmntspidergirl @lilyssims

theturtlelovers

aring-sharaku

waterstar2016

He’s amazing.

thelostandforgottenangel

tovingred

WHY MUST HE BE THIS FINE!!❤️❤️❤️

aurora-the-kunoichi

God damn……..

thelostandforgottenangel

colored-pj-goodness

OMG 😱 I almost forgot raph!! Here’s some love for ya! 💚❤️❤️❤️🐢🥷

fyreball66

@thelostandforgottenangel

thelostandforgottenangel

He is so handsome I could just look at him all day

ray-jaykub

Ill stay anon at this😉 What would the guys do if their s/o came in a very revealing dress and gave "signals" when the boys are very busy or infront of sensei? I wanna see them embarrassed 😜

This will be done as best as possible, gonna try and succeed as the great ones say. I really hope this is good because i dont even wear dresses.

nolongerexisists

What type of moment would it take for the 2k3 brothers to realise that they are in love with their s/o.

A/N: well I think realizing you’re in love it’s a process that takes time, but let’s say that you’ve been dating a while.

Leo: When they’re talking about their personal plans for the future, seeing them so in love with what their going to do (job, school etc) and then he hits the realization when they start talking about how he fits on those plans. Like wow, it gives him a sense of stability and peace he never thought he would have. He would think about that feeling for a while. Putting together all the other small moments when he thought "I love them" and finally realizing that yeah, he was indeed in love with them.

Donnie: When he sees his s/o concentrated on something, but like deep, deep in thought. They make such a cute face when they're thinking and he can't help but stop what he is doing and stare and one day the feeling is just stronger than many other times. He'll recall your arguments as a couple, and how you both are mature enough to overcome them and keep loving each other and then bam! He realizes that those thoughts only come when someone is in love.

Raph: Honestly I think that with Raph is about moral, emotional and metal support. It doesn't matter which version. He just needs reassurance, he needs to feel needed, he needs to feel that you actually see him for who he really is and not how he portrays himself publicly. The minute he notices his s/o does all the above listed things, he is just mind-blown. So this what being in love feels like, huh? to know that you'll be loved back no matter what!

Mikey: His s/o laughter would be what triggers the ‘omg I think I'm in love with them!’ They are just chilling in this cute playful loving cuddling sessions that are frequent in a relationship with him. He is probably tickling his s/o and suddenly everything else is fuzzy, he is only seeing them, and the only sound is their laugh and his heart jumps higher in his chest that it normally would. That person, just that person... he hopes it's forever. And that's when he knows.

A/N: hope this is okay!

froggy-frogz

Heya! One more for the bayverse tmnt, how would a first date/kiss go with their crush? If their crush was like their best friend or something?

A/N: Ahh! Hey, again anon :D! Thanks again for requesting!! Hope you enjoy <3

Raph [First kiss]

Raph hadn’t kissed anyone before so dear lord, please help this boy.

He was really nervous too, or as nervous as Raph could get. He even went to Donnie for help. Raph may or may not have told Donnie to shut his trap and not tell anyone about it or he’d break all his equipment.

Of course, Raph wouldn’t do that but he needed to make sure his little secret stayed with Donnie.

How you two ended up having your first kiss though, was completely unexpected.

What had happened was Raph and Mikey had fought about something or another, typical sibling things, and Raph had stormed off, leaving you worried about him.

I think one way Raph would blow off anger is through weight lifting or other methodical exercises.

Cue you walking in, and him immediately telling you to get out. You calmly ask him if there is anything you could do to help.

That’s followed by an immediate no.

Not that there wasn’t anything, Raph just gets really mad and doesn’t want his anger to hurt you.

Cue you walking over to him and wrapping your arms around him and pressing a kiss to his cheek.

He’s surprised to all hell, suddenly forgetting his anger and don’t think that he won’t kiss you back right then and there.

Leo [First kiss]

He wasn’t too worried about his first kiss, and how and when it happened, he just wanted it to be nice for you.

I’d think it’d be pretty lowkey, maybe in his room, while you two were hanging out without the company of the other brothers, and you two being a pretty touchy couple, you were probably sitting on his lap reading/playing video games.

Leo would find your concentration cute and would tell you so.

If you looked up at him, he’d press a kiss to your nose, making your skin flare-up. It wasn't a full first kiss, but it definitely was something special.

Mikey [First date]

Pizza.

I’m sorry but it’d probably be you two chilling on top of a building, late at night, enjoying the fresh New York City air, eating some fresh pizza.

Mikey wouldn’t do any fancy dates or anything, if anything, he considers spending close quality time alone with you a date, and hey, that’s not wrong, is it?

He’d probably bask in the fact that you two were close/cuddling, and for once [surprisingly] enjoying the silence.

Donnie [First date]

Being the giant-ass nerd that he is, he’d probably ask you if you’d like to help him make something.

Or rather… fix it.

You say yes, maybe out of not wanting to hurt him or his ego, or just pure curiosity about what he does all day.

He decides that a good first date idea is to fix the Shellraiser because someone decided to take it out on a joyride.

Or someone(s). Who knows, maybe you were involved with that certain incident.

Donnie will walk you through the entire thing, making sure to make it so you can’t hurt yourself. Literally in any way. He doesn’t want to feel at fault if something bad happens.

You two actually have a lot of fun, it’s just the two of you, fixing up the miracle that is the car while blasting music in the background. As a giant plus, you get to listen to him ramble on about how he made the Shellraiser.

It’s cute, and you definitely don’t mind as it makes him happy.

When the date ends without anyone hurt or missing a limb, and when you two come back into the lair with wide smiles, the other three are dumbfounded.

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