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I'm 25. Goofy with a big heart and contagious laughter. (: ENFJ!

[pissvortex]

[criiller]

I’m always a slut for deep conversations and exploring our feelings at 1am

[thebootydiaries]

Interviewer: what sort of things have you accomplished in your life?

Me: idk I’m pretty proud of my right eyebrow

[cosed]

me every fucking time at 4 in the fucking morning: why is no one online lol

[nerdcoregamerperk]

ME

[3aadi]

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[jumex]

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

[niyarest]

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

[that-stardust-deactivated201902]

Or a pen with multiple colors

[purplek1w1]

*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cliiiiiiiick*

[void-ic]

Dear Diary

I’m gay.

[dangercrossing]

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[honorarytenenbaum]

oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good.

[officialjared19]

Reblog if u genuinely love Africa by toto

[firebang]

Only gay people can read this

[blinkpen]

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

[slytherin-stud-deactivated20151]

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

[voidchangeling]

I would probably do all of those!

[mylifeworldanduniverse-deactiva]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged

[same-noir]