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catlips001

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

battebitch-deactivated20200410

what was yesterday, cat?

catlips001

I’m not missing it this year.

lennyjamin

spoke deeply to me.

zombieseamonster

five year olds having a discussion is literally that philosophers painting

zombieseamonster

5yo a: I found yellow pelican feather

5yo b: no thats from the craft box

5yo a: but it Comes from some where first, the teachers hunted the yellow pelican and put it in the craft box

zombieseamonster

yesterday's philosiphical conversation was:

•monsters dont exist

•i have never seen a monster and thats how i know theyre not real

•ive never seen a frog

•frogs arent real

the-haiku-bot

•i have never seen

a monster and thats how i

know theyre not real

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

junglejim4322

Man with female hysteria x woman with male loneliness or something

leebrontide

Ok so my kid had an ear infection, right? As kids often do.

The doctor scraped out a bit of earwax to have a better look inside.

I was sent a bill for $200 PER EAR for this 5 second procedure which I did not give permission for them to do.

That was key- they did not ASK me if they could do this "procedure". And, as I OWN a medical practice (it's me. The medical practice is me, sitting in my house on video calls) I knew to call them when this bill came in to be like "You did not obtain informed consent for this procedure, and it was not en emergency procedure. You had full ability to gain my consent and didn't. I'm not paying."

And the massive hospital who owned the bill said "yuh-huh you do have to pay."

And I said "I own a practice. I know these laws. I do not owe you money for this."

And they conducted an "internal review" and SURPRISE! Decided I totally owed them money and they had never done anything wrong ever.

And so I called my state's Attorney General office, and explained the situation because, as I mentioned, I know the law. The AG got in touch within a couple days to say they were taking the case and would send the massive hospital conglomerate a knock it off, guys letter.

Lo and Behold, today I have a letter where said hospital graciously has agreed to forfeit the payment.

"How not to get screwed over by companies" should be part of civics class.

Know your rights and know who to call when they're infringed on. This whole process cost me $0 and honestly less effort than I would have expected.

May this knowledge find its way to someone else who can use it.

read-marx-and-lenin

isuggestjuicyass

Ok am I the only one who finds this, like, cringy as fuck? Like, this just strikes me as incredibly tone deaf, it's giving real 'there are children starving in Africa' vibes.

purplek1w1

.... Ok and what do you say to the person that is actually causing children to starve in Gaza. And die in Gaza. And be ripped apart in Gaza. And freeze to death in Gaza. Like yes actually you should be thinking about starving children when you get the privilege to eat and you should be thinking about the people getting bombed in the hospital when you get to enjoy your hospital stay bomb free. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SUFFERING OF THOSE PEOPLE IS ON YOU. "Children are starving in Africa" is cringe because it's lowkey racist and serves only to guilt trip people so they will "enjoy" their privilege and stop complaining. This isn't healthy, but you should absolutely be contextualizing your life and your privilege in the state of the world. Joe Biden should feel guilty, and he honestly deserves to die in pain.

princesserica84

"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."

pitbolshevik

god i hate people who complain about the "male loneliness epidemic" everybody is lonely you fucking idiot stop blaming women for every single problem you have

pitbolshevik

like i say this as one man with mental health issues to another: you need to stop assuming that there aren't women going through the exact same shit you are and that they're also simultaneously to blame for your current situation. you are making it a lot harder for anyone to feel bad for you.

miiilowo

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

miiilowo

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

chekhovs-slinky

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

miiilowo

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

rapidlydecayingcorpse

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helooproto

guerrillatech

queenbeaver69-deactivated202512

FACTS 👏

We are here to live joyously and freely and experience all that this world has to offer that calls to us. We are here to thrive.

We are NOT here to produce some meaningless product and slave away our physical and mental capabilities for little to no reward. We are NOT here to struggle to survive.

decemberwinter

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

hitmyvape-deactivated20251006

LOLL

#LMFAOO

philosophythorn

deceptive-owls

ACAB no exemptions.

its-funnytwittertweets

janokenmun

presidentofthelipglossclub

the thing so many people don't understand is that the reason wikipedia is generally not accepted as a source has nothing to do with accuracy. wikipedia is (generally) extremely accurate! the reason wikipedia isn't allowed as a source for school is because it's a summary of other sources. wikipedia has correct information, but it gets that information from OTHER places, which are either primary or secondary sources, which lends them credibility that wikipedia technically lacks.

so yes, wikipedia is a GREAT resource to learn new things! but if you want in depth, specific, and creditable sources, don't use wikipedia! use wikipedia's cited sources!!