Batman: [glares suspiciously at Nightwing]
Batman: [glares suspiciously at Red Robin walking by]
Superman: So what’s with the distrustful brooding? Did your kids do something again?
Batman: [glares suspiciously at Robin when he enters the room] they’re always doing something. I might not have noticed them doing anything but they HAVE done something and if I do this they think I’m onto them and then they start slipping up.
Superman: …that’s just a whole new level of paranoia, Bruce. I’m sure they haven’t done anything.
Batman: [eyes narrowing as Batgirl leans back in her chair]
///-Meanwhile in the Robin’s group chat-///
Dick: He’s definitely on to us
Steph: I think he’s just constipated
Damian: what is he supposed to be “on to” anyway?
Dick: I broke his office chair last week
Steph: Did you have sex in it? Because I heard you had sex in it
Steph: How does one have sex accidentally?
Tim: He might have noticed that I changed all his official W.E. avatars to that one picture of him spraying tea out of his nose
Damian: You are all imbeciles.
Steph: Didn’t you crash one of his cars on a joyride with Jon last week?
Damian: Father doesn’t know about that. Nor will he.
Steph: Are you seriously trying to intimidate me through IM?
Dick: Shit he’s back to glaring at ME. He definitely knows about the chair
Tim: He doesn’t know ANYTHING he’s just freaking us out so we’ll slip
Jason: I blew up a League of Shadows hideout yesterday
Jason: but, like, accidentally.
Jason: chill, no one important was inside
Tim: but then why would he be glaring at US? you’re not even here
Jason: oh, I just thought we were sharing
Dick: What do you mean “accidentally”??
Jason: Idk Dickie how do you accidentally have sex?
///-In the non-virtual world-///
Superman: I think you’re just overreacting. They’re good kids.
Nightwing: [loudly and suddenly on the other side of the room] OH MY GOD. I DIDN’T BREAK HIS CHAIR HAVING SEX OKAY?
Batman: [looks at Superman, unimpressed] clearly.
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