My Friends Love Me

She/her and he/him pronouns :3

[nerdiest-nerd-herd]

I wanted to say that he’s the Bonnibel to my Marceline but honestly?

At this point he’s the Cinnamon Bun to my Flame Princess

[nerdiest-nerd-herd]

Me and my boyfriend figure(?) have been binge watching Adventure time together cause he’s never seen it.

The similarities between him and Jake is astounding.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[tikkety-tok]

Black cats ❤️❤️

[collectivefandomstuff]

Batman: [glares suspiciously at Nightwing]

Superman: Hi Bruce

Batman: [glares suspiciously at Red Robin walking by]

Superman: So what’s with the distrustful brooding? Did your kids do something again?

Batman: [glares suspiciously at Robin when he enters the room] they’re always doing something. I might not have noticed them doing anything but they HAVE done something and if I do this they think I’m onto them and then they start slipping up.

Superman: …that’s just a whole new level of paranoia, Bruce. I’m sure they haven’t done anything.

Batman: [eyes narrowing as Batgirl leans back in her chair]

///-Meanwhile in the Robin’s group chat-///

Dick: He’s definitely on to us

Tim: just chill

Steph: I think he’s just constipated

Damian: what is he supposed to be “on to” anyway?

Dick: I broke his office chair last week

Dick: Accidently

Steph: Did you have sex in it? Because I heard you had sex in it

Dick: *accidentally

Steph: How does one have sex accidentally?

Tim: He might have noticed that I changed all his official W.E. avatars to that one picture of him spraying tea out of his nose

Damian: You are all imbeciles.

Steph: Didn’t you crash one of his cars on a joyride with Jon last week?

Damian: Father doesn’t know about that. Nor will he.

Steph: Are you seriously trying to intimidate me through IM?

Dick: Shit he’s back to glaring at ME. He definitely knows about the chair

Tim: He doesn’t know ANYTHING he’s just freaking us out so we’ll slip

Jason: I blew up a League of Shadows hideout yesterday

Jason: but, like, accidentally.

Damian: What?

Jason: chill, no one important was inside

Tim: but then why would he be glaring at US? you’re not even here

Jason: oh, I just thought we were sharing

Dick: What do you mean “accidentally”??

Jason: Idk Dickie how do you accidentally have sex?

///-In the non-virtual world-///

Superman: I think you’re just overreacting. They’re good kids.

Nightwing: [loudly and suddenly on the other side of the room] OH MY GOD. I DIDN’T BREAK HIS CHAIR HAVING SEX OKAY?

Batman: [looks at Superman, unimpressed] clearly.

[imsoftforteaandsushi-deactivate]

Temptation accomplished.

Aziraphale thinks he’s subtle but mostly Crowley is just stupid.

(Please do not edit, trace, repost, steal. Reblogs appreciated!)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

(x)

[peanutbutterandjeri]

I’ve been saying this since I saw the movie

Im glad I’m not the only one

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

This shit is so hilarious

[destinyrush]

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

[dicknurse]

actual definition of BDE

[c3rvida3]

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

[c3rvida3]

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

[musashi]

Dick or no dick, this post has some of the biggest dick energy I have ever seen.

[bumbleshark]

new artist challenge

draw the OTP and the third wheel best friend

[dat-soldier]

[justanotherarchiveblogig]

we as a race are not redeemable

[teradoration]

Monsters whose orgasms last a lot longer than a human’s. They shudder and squirt for minutes at a time, hips jerking, mouth wide open, and since you’re done already you might as well sit back and enjoy the show.

[cocolovesorcs]

Ya know, enjoy the show.

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him

[thecooler]

Having separate flags is good bcos it’s good to have a symbol for your particular identity to embrace but it also important to remember the rainbow flag unites us all. All LGBT+ people can use it. I feel like it’s somehow become assumed by a lot of younger lgbt+ people that it’s only fr gay men, which it isn’t and never has been

[villanevehaus]

The rainbow flag when originally created by Gilbert Baker in 1978 actually contained 8 stripes that were assigned values and specific meanings that were meant to show what unites us and what we value as a community, 

It took 30 people to hand dye AND hand stitch the first 2 pride flags- 30 people of various identities came together to create the first symbol of pride. Hot pink was removed due to fabric shortages and turquoise was mixed with indigo to have the darker blue we have today.

Having individual flags is great to show your identity but I think we shouldn’t forget that the rainbow flag isn’t reserved for gay men, it was created to show what we all have in common regardless of identity. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

[sevenserenity-deactivated201904]

@nerdiest-nerd-herd same

[nerdiest-nerd-herd]

I feel personally attacked by this

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

The weirdest part about the Ms. M&M post is if you google “Bambi Ps2” you get an entire fanon wiki for a PS2 Bambi game that doesn’t exist and is entirely made up, including list of bugs and glitches that don’t actually exist, because there isn’t an actual Bambi game for PlayStation 2 or any Bambi game at all for that matter

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

WHAT

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

pretty sure me and everyone else who reblogged this post are gonna die in mysterious and freak accidents in like two weeks 

[taqit-deactivated20190415]

PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH

This was what I was talking about by saying Pikachu was speaking English. lmao the audience was exactly like my theater's reaction. BY FAR THE MONST WEIRDEST THING POKEMON HAS EVER DONE. like omg the fuck hell na so weird and awkward like naaa boy!

Video Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YkGejS6IM

[ilovethetalkingclock]

WHOA

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

I beg your FUCKING pardon

[amnesiac000-deactivated20181215]

LMAOOOO

[nerdiest-nerd-herd]

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