Nerdious Anonymous

Hello, I am Nerdious Anonymous. I like lots of stuff... and things. Enjoy or don't, to each their own. My blog, my life.

[nerdious-anonymous]

[trueloveistreacherous]

Leslie, don’t spend all your time looking after other people. Look after yourself once in a while.

[burningcorazons-deactivated2025]

Tabaxi werewolves are probably just enormous Maine Coones tho,,

probably but also for your consideration: lykoi werewolf tabaxi

[fishsticxz-art]

my newest dnd character, shes a tabaxi cleric called pilvilinnojen piirtäjä, which could be translated as “painter of cloudcastles” or something among those lines. pilvi (cloud) for short!

[ratfuck]

begun the rat war has

[aliiiiiiice]

YEAR OF THE RAT

[aniseandspearmint]

[omghotmemes]

Due to less air pollution we now can actually see the Universal logo in the sky

[nerdious-anonymous]

Wow, what a true wonder to behold! 

[itsdarkinsidee25]

Alexander Skarsgård para la campaña de Clarks (2020)  

[nerdious-anonymous]

JESUS! Whew.....

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[thehero-groundzero]

This is all doctors

[thenatsdorf]

“Are you our meowmy?” (via raylan_the_dog)

[deactivated-blog]

every time i see the word peonies without context

[spacemancharisma]

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

[navajolovesdestiel]

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

[renthebarbarian]

And this is a bitch

[lucks-eterna]

Where You Are- A R I Z O N A

[joshpeck]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Charmin’s board of directors right now

[hallowedhuntress]

alright so I tried really hard to make this into a video, but I didn’t want to record vocals and my text-to-speech program sounded stupid, so finally, very, very late, here is the content @always-a-fairycat​ requested: 

now before we begin, I just want to preface by saying this is all meant in good fun, and I don’t want to see any ship hate, okay? Okay. 

Part 1: Canon Cullen/Denali Parings 

Edward x Bella 

You like vampires more than werewolves. You might even want to be a vampire yourself. You respect that, canonically, this is what Bella wanted. And you wish you were rich, immortal and a Cullen.  

Jacob x Bella

You don’t want to be a vampire. You might have a thing for werewolves. You think this relationship would have been healthier for Bella. And that SMeyer is a dumbass for derailing his character in Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.

Alice x Jasper

You believe in the inherent eroticism of tragic backstories.

Carlisle x Esme

You are addicted to fluff and softness. And probably wish your parents were like these two.

Emmett x Rosalie

Your ideal relationship dynamic is dumb loveable jock and hot smart ice queen.

Irina x Laurent 

You wish both of them hadn’t had their characters derailed and killed. 

Press F to pay respects.

Kate x Garrett 

You believe in MEN. GETTING. PEGGED. You might also have a thing for Lee Pace in eyeliner.  

Carmen x Eleazar

Same as Carlisle x Esme. BUT IN SPANISH. 

Renesmee x Jacob

You are Stephenie Meyer.

[nerdious-anonymous]

THE LAST ONE THO!!! AHHH

[youcancallmeaddy]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

min wage workers: "hey can we have like $4 extra per hour please. we literally can't afford to live"

corporations: "hmm.... let me think" *spends $25 million on another TV ad thanking min wage workers* "no sorry it's just not within our budget :("

[thenatsdorf]

“Up, papa? Up?” (via amazinraisin)

[destructivedistractions]

IS HIS NAME RAISIN???

[wolfjillyjill-deactivated202101]

@bdasswarrior @clexa-15 @aud8

[bdasswarrior]

@wolfjillyjill ❤🐱

Raisin loves his daddy! 

[srsfunny]

[danim4ux]

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

[hornline-deactivated20180116]

THAT IS MAHOGANY

[moistnoodles-blog]

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

[ungodlyobsessions]

WHAT HTE FCUK

[white-throated-packrat]

It’s one of my favorite pieces at the Renwick. It’s a solid block of mahogany and you can see the impression of knobs under the cloth.

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

[c-e-strathearn]

Celebrities can’t reach you unless you are the one following them on social media though.

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

Someone who runs a kate middleton stan blog would say this lmao

[estebanwaseaten]

"Celebrities can't reach you unless you're following them" is bullshit. Everything I've ever learned about the Kardashians has been forced upon me

[nerdious-anonymous]

This truly speaks to me!