I Am (STEM) Woman, Hear Me Roar

Female. 31. Ph.D. in Genetics; scientist and sporadic shit-poster. A “Jemma Simmons” married to my own Fitz. Fitzsimmons banged on my birthday. Mental health advocate. Former fanfic writer.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[jungwildeandfree]

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

[introvertsnation]

@introvertsnation

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[idk-whydoineedone]

Amount of times the team died. Jemma; 17. (Framework, 7x9) Daisy; 16. (7x9) Coulson; 3. (Avengers, S5, Sarge) Ward; 2. (3x10, Hive) May; 1. (Fear Dimension) Fitz; 1. (S5)

[nerdlove4thewin]

Does anyone like their job in most aspects except for one person who basically ruins everything and makes their job stressful for no good reason? I know these people are everywhere in the workplace, but my fucking god…why can’t they take multiple days off??

[radawaycuntt]

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

[thememedaddy]

[introvertsnation]

[nerdlove4thewin]

Not going to lie, guys…I feel like I’m having a bit of a career crisis right now. One person at work is just reminding me of why I don’t like academic science. The opportunity I have now, I view as a potential transition step into industry because of my boss, but our collaborator is very deep in the academic work and worried about funding…and therefore complains, belittles, and criticizes our work CONSTANTLY. And it just reminds me of the type of people who thrive or “survive” in this environment…and I’m not that kind of person.

I’ve just been thinking about a lot of things lately. But I have to say…I wasn’t expecting to be questioning my career choices in my 30s 😭.

[anxietyproblem]

[tvzsource]

Simmons: We have to get out of here. Fitz: No, Jemma, we have to be careful. They can’t know that we know.

[memeuplift]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]