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happy ending
Flowey and Hatsune Miku team up gonna go crazy.
I will write a 100k word n-and-uzi-slowly-integrating-v-and-(maybe, idk writing her scares me)-j-into-the-polycule fic if i do NOT have a labral tear.
I swear on my HONOR i will.
I get my arthrogram soon and the results prob about a week after.
HOLD ME TO THIS STATEMENT, TUMBLR.
If tumblr won’t, I will :)
well, i don't have a longfic, but if you want to read some silly crack stuff, im baldestofthemall on ao3
*cracks fingers* time to open up ol’ reliable
I will write a 100k word n-and-uzi-slowly-integrating-v-and-(maybe, idk writing her scares me)-j-into-the-polycule fic if i do NOT have a labral tear.
I swear on my HONOR i will.
I get my arthrogram soon and the results prob about a week after.
HOLD ME TO THIS STATEMENT, TUMBLR.
If tumblr won’t, I will :)
Draw j as a beautiful princess so I can make it my profile picture 🩷🩷🩷🩷LMAO PRINCESS J SHALL LIVE ON
PRINCESS J 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
EYYY
Okay I have to know. How would Blue react to anyone intentionally hurting Caine?
(if thats a weird question you don't have to answer, I know your au doesn't have those themes)
Episode 8 crashout part 2 but the onslaught of torture just doesn’t stop /silly
Emotionally or physically hurting Caine? Maybe Blue wouldn’t distinguish. But like, how bad would it have to be?
I had a vague dream where Blue did a reprise of The One Who’s Running the Show, but he’s basically trying to remind all the humans that Caine is ultimately in charge and he isn’t their tool. And all their flaws because in his mind, they are horrid guests or smth. Idk it was vague as all hell
I think Caine was in the void for some reason, idk convenient absence. Maybe he was trying to strengthen the circus’ security idk lmao
YOU HAD A DREAM ABOUT BLUE?
Yup! He wasn’t in the whole thing (since dreams are weird like that) it kept switching topics and stuff, but he showed up at the end! I guess I thought abt him when I went to bed
I like to imagine some new person discovering my blog and wondering why there’s just tons and tons of posts about buses
mother mary couldn’t save this lamb 🐑
I’d call this the savior complex
So like, is this the shit I’m gonna be known for now, since this had gotten dragged into the limelight? Because if it is, it’s really pathetic. Guys, I barely put any effort at all into that. Why are you engaging with this?
…
My god, is this my legacy? Six words I barely put any thought into? Not even a fucking sentence? Just a half brained shitty observation?
…I need a fucking nap.
Ok I went inside the mall and apparently there’s a famous actress/singer and there’s so many people and so many lights and they’re so damn loud I’m gonna explode
Look man I just want a bus
Ubas and the terrible, no good, very bad few hours
I AM RUNNING ON THREE CUPS OF COFFEE AND PURE UNFILTERED SPITE FOR THE CONCEPT OF BUSES
PLEASE GOD PLEASE BUS GODS I BEG YOU
Hermes (god of travelers, roads, transportation and tons of other shit) ain’t gonna help you sadly, he’s a fan of practical jokes
I hope Hermes trips on a fucking bus
Might be why yours is so late
I AM RUNNING ON THREE CUPS OF COFFEE AND PURE UNFILTERED SPITE FOR THE CONCEPT OF BUSES
PLEASE GOD PLEASE BUS GODS I BEG YOU
Hermes (god of travelers, roads, transportation and tons of other shit) ain’t gonna help you sadly, he’s a fan of practical jokes
OH!!!!
APPARENTLY IT’S NOT 5PM ANYMORE. IT’S 6PM! SIX PEEEM?????
I think someone is intentionally trying to piss you off at this point
WHAT THE FUCK APPARENTLY THE BUS GOT MOVED TWO HOURS LATER
FUCK AN I SUPPOSED TO DO THEN????? DIE???
oh no
why
how far is home
Home is pretty darn far and the only actual option is by bus (because there are no vans or cabs that go to my area)
So basically
Stranded
well that’s not good
is it safe where you are, or are you just standing in the dark someplace
Nah bus terminals are typically by malls so I’m fine lol but like I just really REALLY want to go home 💔
The schedule just suddenly changed and ohhhhh my god
Not even officially first day of college and I already got fucked over okay I just. LOVE. Big city life. I LOVE IT.
Oooh, big city? I’ve never been to one, actually. Is it as noisy & crowded as advertised?
YES. My god, even the wind is big PFFT.
It’s rather windy rn and I felt like I was about to be blown away earlier, super super noisy traffic and people everywhere lol
Huh. I never would’ve associated wind with the city. But, I guess it sorta makes sense? Maybe the skyscrapers and stuff redirect the air? Or it’s the cars?
or it’s just the weather. i’m overthinking this
I cannot imagine that many people living so close together, it sounds horrible, but oddly intriguing
WHAT THE FUCK APPARENTLY THE BUS GOT MOVED TWO HOURS LATER
FUCK AN I SUPPOSED TO DO THEN????? DIE???
oh no
why
how far is home
Home is pretty darn far and the only actual option is by bus (because there are no vans or cabs that go to my area)
So basically
Stranded
well that’s not good
is it safe where you are, or are you just standing in the dark someplace
Nah bus terminals are typically by malls so I’m fine lol but like I just really REALLY want to go home 💔
The schedule just suddenly changed and ohhhhh my god
Not even officially first day of college and I already got fucked over okay I just. LOVE. Big city life. I LOVE IT.
Oooh, big city? I’ve never been to one, actually. Is it as noisy & crowded as advertised?
WHAT THE FUCK APPARENTLY THE BUS GOT MOVED TWO HOURS LATER
FUCK AN I SUPPOSED TO DO THEN????? DIE???
oh no
why
how far is home
Home is pretty darn far and the only actual option is by bus (because there are no vans or cabs that go to my area)
So basically
Stranded
well that’s not good
is it safe where you are, or are you just standing in the dark someplace
There isn’t actually a specific reason why Kinger hasn’t talked to Caine about his deletion yet, I just fully believe it’s something he would do given his track record in canon liiiike:
- Never mentions how he’s lucid in the dark despite him fully knowing the conditions for him to be lucid, he only finally says how he becomes lucid when Pomni comes along in episode 3.
- Never briefs Ragatha on the context of the circus (because even up till the pilot the only way the my could describe ending up in the circus was still “putting on a headset”), no mentions of C&A at all despite him fully remembering this (which again connects to him not letting anyone know about his lucidity)
- Caine not feeling seen despite Kinger saying he was one of Kinger’s greatest achievements as a programmer -> which implies he never made Caine feel like that despite what he says in episode 8
- Just never letting anyone know they can’t actually escape the circus (Episode 7’s “escape the circus? No…. How would that even—”) Like my guy Kaufmo abstracted going insane over trying to find a way out…. Kinger my girlie come on now
- Reason above is also why I believe he’s always known they were brain scans (I could be wrong but whatever), so that’s like. Why’d you never mention that buddy o’ pal of mine……….
All of these has to do with his whole “try not thinking about it!” coping mechanism, which is most likely what he had to do in order to stay sane in the period of time he was wandering alone in the circus and the years after that, BUT I CAN TOTALLY SEE HIM JUST. NEVER HAVING THAT PROPER TALK ABOUT CAINE WITH HOW HIS DEATH WAS BECAUSE OF A SLIP OF HIS FINGER.
Kinger my goat you have gotta talk man!!
(I’m typing this while drinking a mocha can ya tell I’m about to fall asleep at a cafe)
Waiting for a bus trying not to fall asleep but to add to this, I do think episodes 1 to 8 is just him running away from his past
The reason being he never tells anyone about how his lucidity works is because he doesn’t want people to know. Because he would rather stay in pleasant memories than face the present with his crippling survivor’s guilt (Pomni-Kinger similarity counter: 1)
I used to believe Caine had tampered with Kinger’s mind to keep him from abstracting, but nowadays I more so like to think that after trying to “fix” Scratch (and it backfiring horribly), he never tried to touch the humans’ minds again save for temporary modifiers. I just like Kinger’s spiral into insanity being his own doing idkkk (Or maybe it’s a mix of the both, idk)
It’s like he’s constantly teetering close to abstraction, but never truly stepping over. It’s like a mix of him wanting to join his friends but feeling like he’s undeserving of granting himself that “peace”.
In the show he’s very much this wise character, a shoulder to lean on specifically for Pomni and Ragatha, and I like tossing that idea around in my head (which I lightly touched on the Alt. Finale thing I made a while back)
I like the idea of Kinger believing he needs to be a shoulder to lean on (Pomni-Kinger similarity counter: 2)
He’s the oldest, the one that’s been here the longest, the wisest.
He needs to be here for everyone, but of course he himself finds it hard to lean on anybody else.
He cherishes his memories so much he centers so much of his time reliving them when he’s not all there, but never really quite being able to let go.
aww man
the amazing digital bus
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE 40 MINUTES AGO. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!
MY BUS. WHERE ARE YOU MY BUS???!!!!!
The truth is, that bus is the Magic School Bus and it wanted to be cool and different for a bit, but Ms Frizzle found it and dragged it back to the school for more supernatural adventures involving child endangerment
Okkkkkk OK
So here me out... Again
I have a headcanon about Asriel from deltarune
So we all love flowey
And we all know that Asriel was a sweet boy both in undertale and deltarune
So what if in deltarune, the second he goes online, he just starts acting like a maniac, sarcastic piece of.....well like flowey
Like imagine him bullying papyrus on the web (yes you should have expected me to bring him into this)
Like they are both playing the same game, and papyrus is all chirfull in the chat, just for him to get totally wrecked by Asriel in the chat
And yes this leads to them experiencing the discord incident everyone had in middle school
Chances of being canon: 0% How funny it would be if it WAS canon: 100000000%
Lmaoo omg YES this is exactly how I imagined it
Flowey being DR Asriel’s online persona is so fucking funny I love it. Flowey is his way of venting all his emotional baggage and the things he can’t say or do, by being a sarcastic jerk.
He doesn’t want to do that at home, because he cares about them too much to (also he’d rather not see his mom’s face if he said anything REMOTELY close to what he says online) so he does it anonymously =)