uh.

no.

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via exalted81)

[cliffedgeoftheworld]

[igglooaustralia]

[derpycats]

[sarafinavstheworld]

This fucked me up tbh

[opossummypossum]

finally someone gets it

[marysoffice-deactivated20210526]

WHAT THE FUCK

I AM 25 YEARS OLD

[nerdsarise]

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

[nerdsarise]

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

[queen--hippolyta]

What the fuck does the sink want now

[enhancers]

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

[medicharn]

american horror story: public speaking

[heavyydirtysouls-deactivated201]

hey!! so I’m back with another giveaway! so my last giveaway was a huge success!! so I’m doing another one!

rules: -must be following me -reblogs only (you can like to keep track) -if you win you get 48 hours to answer me, I won’t tell anyone you won but you can announce it yourself because the first contest I did ended bad -for an extra entry you can follow my Instagram (jackbxrxkat) -for two extra entries you can follow my twitter (yourenotaher0) ill follow you back on both

what you win

-a pierce the veil sweatshirt -two fall out boy bracelets -a huge cool shades emoji sticker (just because you’re rad) -3 inch vinyl all time low sticker -green day american idiot necklace -stripped leggings (one size fits all) -5 seconds of summer “I prefer the drummer” shirt -Fall Out Boy shirt -5 seconds of summer baseball shirt -6 all time low temporary tattoos -ain’t it fun Paramore shirt -blink 182 smiley shirt -nirvana smiley shirt

EXTRA -one cd of your choice -a 30 dollar giftcard of your choice -a poster of your choice

good luck!

[pinch]

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

[thesorrovv]

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

[bewbin]

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

[bewbin]

Briefcase

[hawkasss]

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…