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nyadachi-blog

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

misdreavus

petar-darkholm

oh my god

whitepeopletwitter

tropius2-deactivated20160313

medicharn

digitalbeachrave

i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

being online rots your brain and I’m like a pumpkin from Halloween that got left out til the end of November and now has to be scooped off the porch by the oldest son with a snow shovel

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

My brain because I make posts

joylessmarxist

One time i left a pumpkin in my closet for a whole year and didnt realize it was there until my room started smelling like a rotting animal carcass

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

you were probably just posting too much

tinypixiie

me: :(

nature:

🌷 * : ☁️

. ﾟ✧ 🌿 * . 🌼 : *

.🌈. *. ・🌱 *。ﾟ. ✧☀️

*。ﾟ🍄 °. 。+☘️ *´¨ 🦋* . 🌻

me: :’)

a-very-real-human-deactivated20

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

eternallybutthurt

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

jaimeedarling

hmmm... there's probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this...

i get that they're not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what's going to happen to you, and you can't breathe. 🤷‍♀️

itsaruse

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the 'ladder' method. Also, it's a fish. It never knows what's going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

bacon-dragon

"a mammal"

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

satanicpornocultshop

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.