hippolyta

she wore her darkness like some girls wear a little black dress.

[schzunabe]

drinkw ater highly recomend

[schzunabe]

[uovoc]

all right this one hit

[peanutbuttaz]

tumblr mutuals who i would walk around an antique store with and point out funny items and afterward get icecream with

[pseudomantis]

cracks open a piece of amber and the bugs inside crawl out and walk away completely normal

[ruinedchildhood]

[happifying-things]

massage bed

[ultrafacts]

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[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[zwamboobs-deactivated20161210]

small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

[play2am]

Same with her ass

[retrogamingblog]

Creepy Pokemon made by WednesdayWolf

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

“I’m not rich”

“But I have a big dick”

[jemandthediazepams-deactivated2]

“I don’t have a big dick”

“But I am rich”

[bxnnytt]

“I’m rich”

“And I have a big dick”

[gala-xy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[dustydoodles]

i painted………………. a boy.

[mullberrysunday]

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

[toxyys-deactivated20200929]

[okay]

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

[weloveshortvideos]

so cute

[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

the age old tale

[excima]

oh my god…

[thethirdman8]

This might be my favorite thing on Tumblr… volume up kids…

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[kyoshi]

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

[keybladebanditjing]

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

[kyoshi]

he's not fine he's gone

[morrowseer-deactivated20150221]

“cutie” and “babe” are overrated pet names for your significant other. try “leader of thunderclan” or “the fire that saved the clan” instead

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[catsofinstagram]

[gloomdocwife]

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

[math--witch]

This is basically turning into a cat blog.