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The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

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I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

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My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

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Moste Goode Boys

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shoutout to all the silent sufferers

shoutout to the people who others can’t tell you’re sick by looking at you and it makes you feel invalidated as fuck

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[itisallthatiaskfor]

how you feel after a binge

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[everythingfox]

So sleepy

[zeitfieber]

Do you know this feeling of suddenly having a bad mood? Suddenly you feel like going to bed and cry yourself to sleep? It happens anytime.. without a reason.

I feel like shit..

[iwant2beskinnny]

mum: have you eaten?

me: yeah

mum: what did you have?

me:

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[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

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You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

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[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

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didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[johnemulaney]

AND NOW IVE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM

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