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person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away
me:
Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve.
Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job.
Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised.
Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college so you can get a better job.
Poor Person: Fine. But I’ll need financial assistance to afford college.
Conservative: Still lazy.
Poor Person: Fine. I went to college, put myself in debt, and got a degree. But the only jobs I can get without experience are unpaid internships. Businesses should be required to pay their interns.
Conservative: …
Conservative: Still lazy.
Poor Person: How the hell do you expect me to get out of debt?
Conservative: It’s your own fault. You choose to go to college even though you couldn’t afford it.
Poor Person: But you’re the one who keeps telling poor people to go to college. Are you saying that I’m lazy if I don’t go to college, and lazy if I do?
Conservative: Yes.
Poor Person: Then what the hell should I do?
Conservative: Be born rich.
Someone put this PERFECTLY. f u c k
At Midnight, August 19, 2015
He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.
He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.
I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.
Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king?
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.
Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.
Don’t talk about breaking rules to the Fae. They don’t put up with that shit.
The Press Is Ignoring Bernie Sanders
On May 26, Sen. Bernie Sanders hosted his first major campaign rally since announcing his presidential candidacy last month. Staged on the banks of Lake Champlain in his hometown of Burlington, Vermont, the Sanders rally reportedly drew more than five thousand people, making it one of the largest campaign events of 2015, hosted by either a Democrat or a Republican.
But the sprawling rally didn’t cause much of a media stir. Rather than cover it as a major news event, the Washington Post ignored the rally in its print edition the next day, as did the New York Times, according to a search of the Nexis database. The network news programs that night covered the event in just a few sentences.
At a time when it seems any movement on the Republican side of the candidate field produces instant and extensive press coverage, more and more observers are suggesting there’s something out of whack with Sanders’ press treatment.
And they’re right.
Pay attention to this man. He’s the only candidate that’s actually anti-corporate greed who could win this election.
When the media activity snubs a politician it’s usually a good sign. Bernie sanders is the best hope we have right now. There is a reason why mainstream media doesn’t want you to know about him.
It’s because he’s not on their payroll, he doesn’t speak for big business. He is for the people
Why Fury Road is most certainly feminist
this is a response to Feminist Frequency’s (Anita Sarkeesian) slew of tweets about Mad Max: Fury Road, which I first saw here on rubycue‘s blog (tweet photo credit to rubycue, I tried to reblog this traditionally as a response but either i am ignorant or you just can’t do it, so I am creating my own post)
from the top
#2 adoring your setting is somehow misogynist? if I am watching a space drama and I admire the sleek design of a spaceship then I am being a misogynist? this reasoning makes no sense, and I believe George Miller very effectively addresses sexism and misogyny in this setting
“the camera […] caresses the brides’ bodies” this happens all of 5 seconds, literally 5 seconds. after a sand storm the brides and Furiosa stop, Max catches up with them, and when Max (and the audience) see them for the first time they are washing (clothed) after spending the better part of the day in a steel tank in the desert. Max demands that they give him the hose so that he can drink, he proceeds to drown himself (almost) and that’s it. it’s a wide angle shot that could, in all fairness, be taken as objectification, but the flow of the film doesn’t seem to agree with that
(source)
#3 camera and plot treats the brides as things:
let me re-address the camera objectification thing. the above shot could be taken as objectification, that is a fair criticism, but it never happens again. literally, in no other sequence in the film is there even the slightest room for interpretation as the brides being objectified. do not take my word for this though, go see the movie!
plot: there is a sequence in the film where Immortan Joe (the sex slaver/master) is firing at Furiosa, and Splendid shields Furiosa with her pregnant body. Joe yells “that’s my property!”
(source) Splendid uses her body to shield her female savior in a show of compassion and bravery, very aware of the value placed on her body as a thing by the patriarchy she was used by. she uses this against the patriarchy, becoming a savior herself in the process. if her defiance isn’t enough for you then i can give you Dag’s questioning of the desert women and her receiving life from them symbolically, Capable’s empathy and forgiveness of Nux (once a part of the patriarchy), and Cheedo’s fear turned to devious determination. all very interesting, and most definitely humanizing
#4 “Mad Max’s villains as caricatures of misogyny” that might be true for some american women, but this is a very real thing for many women around the world. I have in fact encountered college educated americans who say that a woman refusing to have sex with her husband is immoral because it is his right to be able to sleep with his wife, even if she doesn’t want to… so is the sex slaver/master motif really all that far fetched in american society? no
“doesn’t challenge more prevalent forms of sexism” George Miller does in fact take on more common forms of sexism in american society:
(source source) in this sequence Max has a limited amount of ammunition, but he repeatedly fails to hit his target, and so he puts lives at risk. he fails traditional hero, protector, and skill roles that are associated with males. with only one shot left Max gives Furiosa the gun and she makes the shot. a female is better at skill and protector roles than a male! this is somewhat similar to the ‘boys and their toys’ comment in the STEM community that prompted this. both Furiosa and the women of science show that females can thrive in traditionally male skill roles
#5 men questioning themselves and how sexism works in society: men are in fact forced to question themselves. it may seem a caricature to some, but Nux is a male who has been fooled by the patriarchy, and throughout the film he fails to meet the unrealistic expectations placed on him by said patriarchy. when all seems lost and he is depressed, who saves him? Capable does, she shows compassion and empathy, and so in time he turns his back on the patriarchy to fight for the freedom of the people he has come to love
#6 feminism as “women can drive and kill too!” except that the brides very specifically state to Furiosa when she starts killing people “you said no killing!” and when Dag first meets the women of the desert and confronts them about violence she says “and i somehow thought you all were different”. the brides are very clearly non violent pacifists
#7 “concepts of power and glorification of violence” in the still below Dag is taking a bag of rare seeds from a dying desert woman.
(source) look at the symbolism here! a young pacifist is being handed the torch bag of seeds from the older violent generation. this is the same girl who left her home where she was a sex slave under a patriarchal system, she went into the desert where she questioned the violent tendencies of past generations, she learned about the creation of life, and now she is returning home to build a new society from the ashes of the patriarchy, a society that is based on the power of freely given not forcefully taken fertility. i don’t know of a more efficient or beautiful way to deconstruct power structures
I have in the past agreed with Anita about certain things (video games) but I most definitely do not agree with her about this
[credit for all photos to the respective sites, Mad Max: Fury Road is the property of Village Roadshow Pictures and Warner Bros. Pictures]
I drew a guest strip for Erika Moen’s excellent sex toy review and sex ed webcomic, Oh Joy Sex Toy! It’s about my favorite video game, which you should play too. Check it out on her site, and read the archives while you’re at it…you might learn something!
things i keep forgetting exist:
skyhold garden
blackwall
HOW COULD YOU, NOTHING IS FORGET ABLE ABOUT BLACKWALL
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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
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The fact that this makes sense to over 10k is one of the reasons why I love tumblr. This thing we do with humor and community and language is amazing. Some people say it’s foolish or a step backward but we literally have created meaning and understanding from a photo of a fucked up pizza.
why memes are important, reason #4
Have I mentioned how much I love this woman?
every time i see someone praising Kendrick’s tweet, i get so grossed out. she’s literally reducing some of the central protagonists of the film to their bodies, WHEN THE MOVIE IS LITERALLY ABOUT HOW THEY’VE BEEN ENSLAVED AND RAPED BECAUSE THEIR WORLD DEFINES THEM BY THEIR BODIES.
seriously, Mad Max is about women escaping sexual slavery. what they are wearing (which doesn’t even make them half naked) was forced onto them by their captor, just like their horrifying toothed chastity belts (which they are shown snapping off of themselves in a pretty compelling scene). they are five women who, on their own volition, defy a powerful war lord and three armies to gain autonomy and escape sexual violence. they are not trained in combat, but they fight courageously and often use their cleverness in place of physical strength. they declare “we are not things!” and, in faces pf the men who seek to re-enslave them, they boldly demand, “who killed the world?”
the central villain of the film is a rapist who views women as “his property” and forcefully impregnates them. he is portrayed as being despicable beyond comprehension. those who try to harm the women meet grisly fates.
once more, these women were rescued by another woman who was enslaved as a child. they are eventually joined by an entire group of badass, older biker women who further remind them that they are so much more than their bodies. there are only two male protagonists: one, Max, was initially willing to abandon them to their fates, and the other, Nux, was initially a brainwashed servant to their captor. both men only come to help the women when they are reminded of their humanity. neither ever take the spotlight from the women: it is their story – Max and Nux are just a part of it.
meanwhile, Pitcch Perfect features really gross racism that makes South Americans fleeing poverty and violence into the butt of jokes, reduces its lesbian character to a stereotype, and defines the fat girl entirely by her fatness because ISN’T IT FUNNY HOW SHE’S CONFIDENT EVEN THOUGH SHE SHOULDN’T BE SINCE SHE’S FAT LOL???
the reality of this
OMG YES. THERE IT IS. I KNEW SHE WAS A BASIC, WHITE FEMINIST. FUCK THE CUP SONG.
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