Do I Get An Avengers Discount?

Mint | 34 | Queer

[clintaviousbarton]

hi, it's me, your friendly neighborhood [redacted].

in the time we've been together on tumblr, you've probably called me Kai or Matthias or Dorian, or something in between all of those. you can keep calling me pretty much whatever. i'm cool with it.

you may know me from: a questionable teen wolf fanfic, the sequel of which still isn't finished; cosplay; being on tumblr for 16 years; roleplay blogs; the now-dead lokean discord server that's actually still open but very inactive; life

a lot of shit happened to me between 2015 and now. in that time, i suffered a lapse of memory in which i was convinced that this blog was long since deleted. i really don't know why i thought that. turns out that was symptoms, babyyyy

but because of that, i made another one at some point. it's @minteababe. i've been over there for a while now, but i want to come back to this blog, so...i might do that. or i might go back and forth between them. haven't really decided yet.

that's it, that's the pinned post. now everyone go get weirder forever.

love you little freaks

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[insomaniackills]

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept

[pangur-and-grim]

see her loud

[pangur-and-grim]

now see her quiet

[sm64mario]

A note from'a the Tumblr team

Well, darn. You'a caught us banning a disproportionate number of'a trans women, people of'a color, trans people in'a general, and other such'a things. These suspensions took ten thousand'a years to reverse, and some of them we didn't even reverse because we'a fucking hate you.

We'a sorry it took so long to address this! We'a really hoping our pathetic april fools gimmick'a distract everyone else to'a forget about the situation! And for most of you, it'a worked! We'a can't discuss our trust and safety issues publicly because the paper on our board just'a say "get rid of all the people we consider freaky" and if we announce that we'a gonna lose our privilaged "Tumblr’s userbase has the highest proportion of LGBTQIA+ folks on social media" claim!

One thing we want to emphasize is that we are stupid, stupid, stupid'a people. Our CEO, Matt Mullenweg, is a pathetic moron who'a try sucking up to'a Elon Musk on'a X despite the tire fire over there. You'a know he searches up his own name and harasses Tumblr blogs whenever they'a say bad things about him, right? We moderate this website with extreme bias and will cry like'a babies when called out on it.

We understand that the communications sent to affected'a users, and our broader silence to'a the community, didn't meet the standard people expect from us. Or rather, it has become the standard and the userbase'a livid with us. We'a plan on announcing changes to how we do this and not actually following through with them, because we'a do not care.

Going forward, we're committed to ruling with impunity: lying wholesale when confronted with our'a faults, and never sharing any information outside of'a vagueposting.

Tumblr belongs to everyone. Except'a minorities, people of color, trans people, and anyone who'a advocates for them.

To the people whose accounts were affected, and to the members of our trans community who felt targeted: eat'a shit.

Tumblr Staff

[genderkoolaid]

men who have a vagina and/or uterus do not systemically benefit from male privilege. its that simple

[genderkoolaid]

this isn't a statement that should need qualifiers to clarify intent because its true. yeah someone could use this true thing to be a dick, to bend it to mean a certain thing, especially when the person hasn't unlearned any of the oppositional sexism or transphobia theyve been taught.

but it doesn't inherently imply any of that. and it is a pretty basic feminist observation. this should be transfeminism 101. its insane that this is as controversial as it is. the fact that it isnt transfeminism 101 should tell you something about how much feminism has been held back by its own transphobia & anti-transmasculinity.

[genderkoolaid]

if you disagree with this statement i better not ever hear you talking about medical misogyny & the lack of research on "female bodies" or ESPECIALLY reproductive autonomy, abortion, forced pregnancy, etc. etc. because there is NO WAY! to discuss misogyny that targets the body without talking about trans men and nonbinary people and intersex people and, yes trans women, who can also overlap with all of the previous groups!

either you are a transphobe and don't care if we live or we die or you do and you should be making an effort to include us. and that means getting more comfortable with ambiguity and nuance around trans people and their relationships to patriarchy and gender oppression. and that includes trans men and masculinity/manhood in general!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is no way around this

transfeminism should be about complicating the feminist framework that was built by & for cis perisex women. it shouldn't be about flattening trans and intersex experiences to fit into that framework. like what are we doing here can we be so for real.

[fintan-pyren]

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

[theehorsepusssy]

[chimaerakitten]

idk if this is controversial or not, but I really like when non-professional writing like fic has hints of author bleedthrough when it comes to like, what different people assume is common knowledge. Like sometimes I’ll be reading a fic and it’ll just be obvious that the person writing it is either obsessed with medicine or has been to medical school, because they’ll use terms that are just a shade too technical without explaining them. It’s never the super specific stuff that they’d know other people are unaware of, it’s always the things that once you’ve known it for a while you forget it’s niche knowledge. It’s fun because as a fanfic reader it reminds me of how this is a fun hobby community, where everyone has their own thing going on outside of fandom. Everyone’s got their own specialties and they can’t help but write that into their work sometimes

[chimaerakitten]

…well this post sure took off

[bamsara]

new ask game; what do you think my hobby, skillset or knowledge or any other details of me based off my writing

[edgar-allan-possum]

[fatpunk]

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

[fatpunk]

FOUND IT

[fatpunk]

it's that time of the year again folks

[thatsbelievable]

[lucytara]

tumblr is genuinely the only social media site with any specific culture because it's the only site where content isn't algorithmic and doesn't vanish into oblivion after like 2 days. we still talk about goncharov. you think twitter is still talking about the ice wars on europa? no. we make internet culture and everybody steals from us, including the awful discourse. this is why i will never leave

[tessa-art]

May 1st, do you know what that means?

I'm starting to publish drawings of lilacs.

1 мая, знаете что это значит?

Я начинаю публиковать рисунки с сиренью.

19. 04. 26

[treblejeff--art]

Don't bother her!! She's druidcrafting!

Those glowing flowers are jasmines by the way..

I love posting stuff here.. there's just so much room to yap and talk.. This was a revisit of a sketch I did a while back of Thaisha.. I am deeply loving C4.. I just.. I love these characters so much... But I just truly have a soft spot for Thaisha.. also Murray.. and Azune.. oh Azune my baby.. my sweet sweet baby.. I love these guys so much.. they're the only thing keeping me sane these days

((Unrelated to the piece, if you have any reccs for woody and jasmine forward fragrances, please lmk..))

ALSO!! IF you like what you're seeing.. my comms *are* opened and currently discounted~~

[anxeious]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

There’s no way the British could have built Buckingham palace. It had to be aliens

[squenble]

whenever my friend sends a picture of her dogs i always compress them in mspaint

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny