wahoo

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[cutebutreallypsycho]

[aflo]

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[depsidase]

[mreullogy]

[whisperingsoup]

it exists to divide the working class. All labour is skilled labour. Yes including that one. Yes, including that one too.

Do you know what's unskilled labour? Owning capital. There's no labour involved, thus requires no skill. And you can tell because people can be born into owning capital.

[evilwizard]

honestly the sacred boar at the center of the world has a definite liberal bias

[yarrow-the-gadgetsidhe]

esplain??

[evilwizard]

it is self evident

[deleitable]

[evilwizard]

wait why would the hog confirm this

[jarmes]

because he's biased but he still cares about truth and acknowledges his biases openly

[evilwizard]

i have an update the boar has been fired from the washington post

[paperandpencilsandskips]

We should replace him with a terrible frost diety

[itswillowstree]

[feyosha]

The thirteen day period (trecena) that starts with day 1-Cuetzpalin (Lizard) is ruled by Itzlacoliuhqui. The 13 days of this trecena are governed by the meting out of irrational rewards and punishments. These are 13 days of confusion, a time when the noble and ignoble have equal chance to be raised up or thrown down. The warrior must be like the lizard, who is not hurt from a high fall but, instead, immediately climbs back to its perch. These are good days to keep out of sight; bad days to attract attention.

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

MEXICA EDITION

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[maxdowt]

Tea party

[purplepokili]

fae court

[catrinecat]

The council to decide your fate

[sososorryy-deactivated20190629]

dude I accidentally downloaded Minecraft twice so now it just looks like I achieved access to the fabled 

[fruityq-deactivated20200423]

Minecraft….. 2!!!

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[artsekey]

When his parents built a very strange machine

[dothepropaganda]

watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

[untitled53516]

aaaay macarena 

[eye-of-argus-deactivated2018121]

Horrible job everyone

[kvothe-kingkiller]

guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

[kvothe-kingkiller]

bastard man ate some rubber bands

[kvothbloodless]

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

[kvothe-kingkiller]

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

[kvothe-kingkiller]

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

[viandpuppycat]

mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

[kvothe-kingkiller]

twin agents of darkness

[mycatshuman]

This is so cute.

[eriquin]

To pet this cat to first have to sign a statement saying you are not Anish Kapoor.

[arctrooperfivesass]

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

[mwg-drwg]

Me, after I get vaccinated:

[grooviestbaby]

me: :(

animal crossing:

* * .🍐 * . 🐟 * . *

🐻. * 🌼. * . .🦋

* 🍎* . 🐶🐱🐮🐭 *. *. . *. .

* . * ☀️ * 💗 🍑. *. 🐞 🍀* 🎶.

. 🌈* 🦝 . * . 🔮

me: :)

[minecraft]

This Guy Made a Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter

Cody Bigley used thousands of blocks in Minecraft to build a fully functioning computer that allows users to log onto Twitter and block Markus Persson.

[sexhaver]

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

[sexhaver]

run-on sentences are adhd culture

[shitpostempire]

[thefibrodiaries]

The fact that Selma Blair, a successful, wealthy, white actress, “cried with relief” when she was diagnosed with MS. After YEARS of suffering, not being believed or taken seriously by her doctors (who I’m sure were some of the ‘“best” doctors available) and being left to suffer as her illness worsened should really shed a light on the systematic issues chronically ill people are facing. It’s 2019. It shouldn’t be this hard.

[malnedott]

flowers at ikea 💞💕

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[microsoftedging]

Just Let Him In