[aistobascistod]

Fred : Wonderful :: Frank : Wonknarful

[angel-derangement]

I did some studies of some glassware pics after a very long drought of no drawing at all. pls enjoy

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[gwenfrankenstien]

everybody follow me down the old woman yuri rabbithole

[gwenfrankenstien]

nobody followed me do i gotta do everything myself around here.

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[animamosaic]

Spock’s entire philosophy is explaining why it’s logical for you to go fuck yourself

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (February 4th, 2019)

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[beardedmrbean]

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[oneswordstyle]

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

[oneswordstyle]

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[good-to-drive]

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

[agendratum]

[throwaway-im-scared]

posts to reblog on a secret side blog :3

[kaity--did]

Absolutely love how emotionally aware my child is for a 4 and a half year old do not however love stubbing my toe on the island for the 100th time today and hearing "hey mama it's okay to cry! It's not okay to throw a fit though, and we hafta re-...we have to reconitize the difference"

[kaity--did]

When I immediately say "oh no thanks" to a food she offers me she says "oh mommy, chefs try new foods. Can you take one , two, bites for me and if you really don't like it then I won't ask forever again deal?"

like you know what fine sure I'll try your truly heinous concoction because I do in fact hafta respect the deals

[djarinmuse]

I literally love all of you, but as a Tumblr veteran, Tumblr's main feature is the reblog feature. It is the beating heart of the dashboard and the foundation for a chronological timeline. The For You page here should not be your default setting.

You guys have got to start reblogging stuff you enjoy, especially, specifically gifs and fan art but also fics and fan theories or even hot takes if you're not afraid of a lil discourse. I'm tired of being the first or third reblog for a person's post and then seeing my blog's followers do nothing but hit like, while blogs sit there with no new posts in months or years!

Reblog more stuff please. Thank you, have a good day.

You're not even going to reblog this post are you 🫩

[triassictriserratops]

fandom dies in the likes. You HAVE to reblog.

[justsoulhere]

Don't mind me tagging every fandom I can think of

[the-girl-in-the-box]

the idea of only liking posts on tumblr is insane to me- if i want to say i like a post, i reblog it. if i want to find it again easily, i like it too.

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[aj-living-life]

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

[aj-living-life]

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

[cryptic-forge]

let's be celestial with mama⭐

another teapot animal head variant, because this sculpt is comforting to revisit. i find the speculative biological implications of the tea cup babies disturbing, but have willed them into existence regardless.

[littlefluffbutt]

Teacup babies!!! So cute!!!!💕💕

[petershale]

I think the cup gradually transforms into a teapot, like a big horn or turtle shell. The liquid is stomach acid. In the adult form you can see that the neck and mouth are better developed. They can chew and eat solids. I think the lid is where the young are gestated and birthed. The young don't have teeth or a working esophagus so the adult just regurgitate pre-digested tea into the young's cup.

They eat magic tea leaves, dried or fresh. The young tolerate digesting cream and a little bit of sugar occasionally. Some tea-pet breeders swear by "seasoning" their teapots with specific herbs to give the young cups an "edge" in their decorative growth, but too much of any herb can harm a cups ability to grow their own teeth.

They're prolific like tribbles (born pregnant), thus used as a kind of pet food for other magical beings and as actual drinks for masters of magic. Like, head librarian of the high arcane library or something who needs to use immense amounts of mana or whatever.

The stomach acid has been distilled into all manner of mana replenishing consumables, although, as it has a short shelf life and a high gold cost per serving, most high-intensity magic users prefer to keep their own tea-pet collection in their kitchen cupboard. Only the most dedicated mana-tea drinkers should consider keeping a tea-pet as the young are dependent upon regular feedings of no less once 24 hours apart. They prefer feedings every 2-4 hours with a 6-8 hour sleep cycle at least once every 72 hours, preferably every 24 hours for best taste.

If you don't clean the teacups out thoroughly between feedings they may grow into tea-pets overnight and you'll have to re-home them to your friends, who no-doubt have tea-pets of their own already. Science has proven that if you clean and empty a teacup and dry it well you can store it separately from it's teapot and it won't grow, but those who are dedicated to the proper care of their tea-pets would not consider putting it through the stress of being separated from it's young.

[teaboot]

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

[notsomeoneyouknow]

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

[teaboot]

^^^

[dollsonmain]

Mine was "Whispers" because I was sick all through basic and lost my voice.