corgi butts drive me nuts

ash • 20 • they/them • infp-t everyone's hot and i'm upset

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[ottermatopoeia]

Not every man over 120 lbs is thicc and not every man with a beard over the age of 21 is a “daddy”

[wellbutrinboy]

zodiac signs are real and the only proof you need is that literally all aquariuses are like that. you know what im talking about.

[frxstguardian]

Languages featured in Crazy Rich Asians:

English

Cantonese (spoken by Nick’s mom and family)

Mandarin (spoken by Rachel, her mom, and Nick’s grandma)

Singlish (spoken by Peik Lin’s mom)

Hokkien (spoken by Peik Lin’s dad + in the mahjong scene)

Malay (in the street food scene + slang words)

French (when Astrid reads a bedtime story)

It was amazing to hear such a diversity of languages and accents!

[stability]

[allweknowispretending]

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you don’t manage to have children in your lifetime, you are ending a bloodline which lasted, unbroken, for 3.8 billion years..

[shionch]

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

[theshitneyspears]

who would win in a fight

[surprisebitch]

neither because they would team up in solidarity

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

how are my gays and gay adjacents tonight what are yall up to 

[superpagangirl]

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

me too girl

[bisopod]

that point in your Artistic Journey™ when it’s like

[i-can-do-tricks]

[sarcastic-and-witty-username]

My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

[millennialfirebird]

[joshpeck]

when Katara confronts the man that killed her mother and she says that her mom lied about whom the last waterbender in the tribe was and he asks who it was really and she yells “ME.” and stops all of the rain?

[marisatomay]

fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

[deadbeatmaker]

its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon 

[marisatomay]

[notagiraffe]

Thor: can I buy you a drink?

Lesbian : actually I like girls

Thor: Wonderful! I like them as well. Would you like to join me in buying drinks for beautiful women?

[squeeful]

Thor looks like he gives great hugs and will let you cry on him when your girlfriend leaves you and then sets you up with an Asgardian hottie who treats you like a Faberge egg.

[eenymeenyminymutte]

I expect nothing less from a man who wanted to be a Valkyrie

[spookyoubliette]

[gay-au-deactivated20140626]

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

[planetofjunk]

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

[brunhiddensmusings]

you say this without acknowledging this was about taking goofy to see ‘potato land’ which he assumed was an amusement park (which was really a welcome to idaho sign) and his lifelong dream, so they have to BUILD a potato themed amusement park before goofy woke up from a nap there was an entire episode (season one, episode one) where mickey and donald were denied service at a takeout restaurant because mickey has no shirt and donald has no pants so to get food they have to combine outfits, leaving one of them naked in a bush

or that they had an episode addressing goofy being a dog, and entering him in a dog show pluto was supposed to be in because he injured pluto rendering him unable to enter

and that on the command ‘beg’ he says ‘please take me back, i can change, she meant nothing to me’

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[candygas-deactivated20180827]

Would be great