Smetterpetters stuff

She/her. Adult. I write, I draw and I talk about all kinds of stuff and WILL play D&D. Someday. And when I do, be ready.

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[smetterpetter]

I don’t remember when or why, but I remember somebody from the Dutch government once telling me that governments don’t always listen to problems, because people will complain on twitter, but they won’t file a complaint on the official website, to which I thought bitch get on twitter then

[smetterpetter]

A few nights ago I saw the words “invest in a lingerie wardrobe” on Pinterest. INVEST in a ligerie wardrobe. Invest i. N a LINGERIE wardrobe. Invest in a lingerie WARDROBE!! ??!?!! This is worse than vintage zara

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

fuck it. they should cast troye sivan as wolverine again.

[smetterpetter]

Type of statement that if an NPC would say it in a videogame, it would make me stop and jog back for a bit to see if it triggers a cut scene

[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

[silverselunite]

My beautiful princess with a warlock pact I'm gonna need you to calm down over this one

[smetterpetter]

I need more stories where the power of friendship isn’t a magical thing, but like the reason the big bad evil can’t sow distrust amongst the characters because they actually like and trust each other

[smetterpetter]

There's a one-episode character in the Mentalist who's the playboy type. Like he sleeps with the murder victim, leaves her when he wakes up and finds out he's wounded and she's dead and then sleeps with a stranger he meets in the parking lot and the writers named him Mr. Fricke. Mister Fuck. The Sex Man.

[smetterpetter]

i offer 20 euro's and a kiss for the person who makes Lazlo's vulva bushes as sims 4 cc

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[smetterpetter]

[smetterpetter]

More on fantasy festival adventures, some strangers asked me my opinion about furries and I gave them my raw unfiltered opinion, which basically boils down to “I respect the grind” and they said “yeah yeah politically correct opinion” and I would like to personally thank the furry who walked into view wearing a beautiful, realistic fox mask and a fire ass fit with unmatched aura that very second

[smetterpetter]

Caught a hot historical martial arts presenter staring a few times too much, wearing the festival’s “I’m single” card on his glasses and my dumbass thought “hell yeah, they’re going to pick a volunteer for the show” . Sigh

[smetterpetter]

Autism hates heat and I have allergies, but the fibromyalgia does not enjoy the cold so when is the season where I win

[smetterpetter]

I have hypermobile ankles and feet and fibromyalgia so life is pain and for some reason my mom's old kittenheels, one size too small are the only shoes that do not hurt to walk in. I feel like i'm experiencing walking for the first time in my life. It's like I have hooves. I ran up a hill meant for hiking the other day. I had to be carried downhill first, but we celebrate wins here. Is this another one of my weird ass tips? Try open toed kitten heels a size too small?

[salaidard]

We’ve been replaying bg3 and I’ve been reminded of how much I love Auntie Ethel, the most important character in the game <3 (right???)

[frogus]

I bring a sort of "religion shouldnt make you feel bad" to religion that religious people really dont like